Microwave Door Guillotine – Just Add Tannerite

These bros almost learned a hard lesson:

Looks real.  That was a close one.  Is it shopped though?

A huge pet peeve of mine is when people take the video the wrong way on their phone. That’s so obnoxious unless you’re viewing it on something where you can flip the display and maximize it so it fills the screen.

That’s all we need is a rash of people getting injured by binary explosives.  It’s already BAN BAN BAN every couple of months when the media picks up a related story about how it’s unregulated and a person could buy a semi trailer full and easily blow up the southern hemisphere with one shot.  Lucky even people who are crazy have some restraint huh?

tannerite-binary-explosive-targetThoughts?

Hat tip: Kenneth

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dave w September 26, 2013 at 05:35 am

Just a matter of time before someone gets themselves hurt and tannerite banned.

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Seb September 26, 2013 at 05:56 am

holy shit knockers

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Andrew September 26, 2013 at 06:32 am

Didn’t that FPS kid almost frag one of his camera operators with a car part from a tannerite explosion?

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Taylor TX September 26, 2013 at 12:30 pm

He DID wound the camera man.

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derpmaster September 26, 2013 at 06:46 am

I’m going to call shenanigans on this one, it looks pretty fake.

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Matt in FL September 26, 2013 at 06:47 am

A few inches lower and this video would be on an entirely different website.

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mattv2099 September 26, 2013 at 07:04 am

Dude was killed by shrapnel a couple months back.

http://www.kimt.com/2013/06/17/fatal-shooting-at-party/

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Drapetomanius September 26, 2013 at 12:14 pm

*sigh*… time start stockpiling another item….

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ENDO-Mike September 26, 2013 at 12:16 pm

I’m assuming you meant tannerite.. but you should also probably stockpile microwaves for the inevitable ban on assault microwaves as well.

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SittingDown September 26, 2013 at 12:22 pm

“Make oven on!” -Malevin

http://youtu.be/tR-kKh-r0P0?t=3m59s

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Drapetomanius September 26, 2013 at 12:58 pm

Admittedly, I had a similar encounter with a propane tank in the Las Vegas desert many years ago.

For those of you who have never shot a container of pressurized gas, they have a strong tendency to travel in the direction of the entry wound. Since the exit wound is larger than the entry wound, the container becomes a rocket, and it starts its flight pointed at you.

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ENDO-Mike September 26, 2013 at 01:02 pm

Damn that’s scary! *note to self, curve the bullet when I try that sometime*

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ringo45 September 27, 2013 at 04:34 am

I don’t know why more people don’t just curve bullets. I do it all the time when I want to shoot around people or when I want to shoot bad guys that are standing in a circle.

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SittingDown September 27, 2013 at 11:25 am

Yeah, didn’t those people see “Runaway” (1984) with Tom Selleck? ;)

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M September 26, 2013 at 07:28 pm

First: A little warning, unless you want to spend some quality time with batfe agents, DO NOT STOCKPILE TANNERITE!!! OR FERTILIZER!!! There hasn’t been a firm number published, but I wouldn’t keep much more than 75lbs around.

Second, why? You can buy the main ingredient at your local home depot or walmart garden center (look for lawn fertilizer with zeros in the last two places, i.e.. 21-0-0) Sure the powdered aluminum is a *little* harder to get, but not by much.
http://www.amazon.com/Aluminum-Powder-30-micron-Pounds/dp/B005QFYBUY

the recipe is easy to find on the net, I’ll leave that for homework.

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Drapetomanius September 26, 2013 at 08:16 pm

Decentralized storage is safer legally and physically anyhow. In other words, I have 50lbs on my property. Buy some for friend X for his birthday, say 50lbs. What does my mom want with 50lbs? Absolutely nothing, but she’s possesses it and I don’t. An important legal distinction.

Per CFR, federal law allows you to possess 50 lbs of “pre-mixed” powder for sporting use. State laws vary, but generally refer to pre-mixed Tannerite, which isn’t anything until mixed. Why you would pre-mix more than 5lbs is your business, but I’ve never had reason to go bigger than that. I just want it available long after the nanny state says no more. Same reason I bought a bunch of incandescent light-bulbs. Because fuck you.

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tobias September 26, 2013 at 01:38 pm

Stupid is supposed to hurt. I wonder if there is any validity to the idea that protecting us from ourselves decreases the intelligence of a society. ( I myself count more on luck than brains to keep me safe))

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James September 26, 2013 at 05:07 pm

Natural selection failed this time. I just hope they don’t reproduce.

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Highjak86 September 26, 2013 at 02:01 pm

It’s everyone’s god given right to be stupid if they want to be, assuming they’re not hurting anyone but themselves. Now excuse me while I go eat a super sized double bacon whopper deluxe and down it with 2 liters of cola.

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Ben September 27, 2013 at 12:29 am

2 litres of cola?

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Therealcombatwombat September 27, 2013 at 01:19 am

Lack of prone position usage fail pure and simple

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bandroidx September 27, 2013 at 06:13 am

VERTICAL VIDEO KILLS SCHOOL CHILDREN IN AFRICA!

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lucusloc September 27, 2013 at 09:14 am

lol, I was passing this around a little while ago:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bt9zSfinwFA

I think a few people missed the joke.

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thebronze September 28, 2013 at 12:45 am

I HATE VVS Dickheads!!!!!

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SittingDown September 27, 2013 at 01:48 pm

I was hoping fish would fly out of the lake on this one. “Dinner is served, boys!” *disappointed face*

http://youtu.be/3g7408bcwAU?t=45s

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