Hoplophobia Is In The Air – The 7 Day Theory

FXhummel1 grinds his feet on the couch of a new track he’s working on:

Looks promising. I’m still waiting on the FXhummel1 album, along with a Carnik Con album.  I wish I could Suge Knight those deals.  I’d shave my head, wear track suits, smoke big cigars, and hang dudes by their ankles off balconies who messed with us.  The parallel story continues in my mind and is even more elaborate up to the height of FXHummel’s career when he’s playing SHOT 2018, it’s fight night, and we’re cruising just off the Las Vegas strip in my black BMW 7 series when someone opens up on us at a red light with automatic Deagle brand Deagles over some YouTube beef.  I sustain minor injuries but FX is rushed to University Medical Center, and takes his last breath 7 days later.  Music by FXhummel containing premonitions of his death is posthumously released, and rumors he is still alive circulate the internet.

Tupac-I-Aint-MadThoughts?

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SittingDown October 12, 2013 at 03:39 pm

LAWL.

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Cory October 12, 2013 at 11:17 pm

That has to be the funniest write up you have done. And the Carnik Con album has to happen.

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