Brazilian Pizza Shop Robbers Get Waxed

*puts sunglasses on* Looks like they got more than just the dough:

YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.

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0:22 – I gotta hand it to him.. that phone snatch / casual floor smash looked badass.

0:56 – Lucky he was wearing a helmet, otherwise that would have hurt!  Oh wait…

Thoughts?

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BlazingZero October 22, 2013 at 12:57 am

Hmmm makes me want to order pizza and watch Elite Squad 1 & 2

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William Brown October 22, 2013 at 01:29 am

I saw this earlier at another website, and I laughed, because people Immediately said this took place in America, that it HAD to since everyone is so gung ho about firearms.

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SittingDown October 22, 2013 at 01:30 am

*Benny Hill Theme Music Plays*

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AJ187 October 22, 2013 at 03:18 am

Looked like an ambush to me, then practically an execution.

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SittingDown October 22, 2013 at 06:53 am

“Negotiation’s over. Sentence is death.” -Judge Dredd

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44MAG October 22, 2013 at 03:39 am

no ISO cubes for them…done Judge Dredd style….. ;)

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SittingDown October 22, 2013 at 06:55 am

Except the LEO won’t get sent into an arid wasteland where he’ll be tortured by a cyborg cannibal.

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Seb October 22, 2013 at 04:05 am

ohh schnapps!

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mike October 22, 2013 at 04:21 am

Ambush? Execution? Huh…. 0_o

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DoubleTap October 22, 2013 at 05:34 am

dumb asses

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Kevin October 22, 2013 at 05:36 am

The criminals of the world should by now be fearing the immediate repercussion of their actions.

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SittingDown October 22, 2013 at 05:40 am

Who’s that peekin’ in my window? BLAU. Nobody now.

http://youtu.be/xv8soPEmNJs

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ENDO-Mike October 26, 2013 at 04:39 pm

Perfect track for this post. Well done man, now i’m listening to Soul Food non stop!

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Miguel October 22, 2013 at 07:43 am

Brazil…. Crime is so bad that cops cannot take the chance of making an arrest. The video of the motorcycle shooting last week was also from Brazil.

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cottewmitch October 22, 2013 at 10:05 am

COMPLETELY lit up. also, that was the shittiest pizza shop ever.

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dgdimick October 22, 2013 at 10:20 am

Isn’t Brazil hosting the next Olympics? I guess they are just trying to be like Uncle Berry’s hometown.

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sappper911 October 22, 2013 at 03:19 pm

Although these guys are bad, its still hard to watch someone die. I prey that I never have to kill someone in defense of my family. Sad video.

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Erik October 23, 2013 at 07:24 am

I feel the same way sapper911. Can’t help but having mixed feelings about this and the motorcycle incidents from earlier. I do believe in personal responsibility, but wide spread violent criminality are the fruits of a failed society. Looking at the United States, it’s very convenient for our politicians to blame the guns for the violence, when the violence is ultimately a sign of their failure.

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sappper911 October 22, 2013 at 03:27 pm

Although these guys are bad, its still hard to watch someone die. TI pra
y that I never have to kill someone in defense of my family. Sad video.

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dave w October 22, 2013 at 05:01 pm

Awesome result, i was wondering why the dude was dancing around at the door until i finally saw the cop.
You need to keep this for future reference mike
(•_•) , ( •_•)>⌐■-■ , (⌐■_■)

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ENDO-Mike October 26, 2013 at 04:40 pm

hahah I’ll have to keep that ASCII around for sure… epic thanks.

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dgdimick October 22, 2013 at 05:25 pm

After rewstching this again, it looks like the cop shot him again while he was down.

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tincankilla October 22, 2013 at 05:45 pm

yep, right in the liver, judging by the amount of blood that spewed both ways. kill shot, basically. looks like he waited until they cleared the employees so he had a reliable backstop, but then still shot deliberately. if he’d been nypd, half the employees would have been on the ground with leg and gut shots.

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dave w October 22, 2013 at 07:06 pm

and a bystander 2 blocks away

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jpcmt October 22, 2013 at 08:03 pm

Sweet! I’ve been on those streets in Botucatu! Tem muita gente favelada como esses ladrões. Botucatu isn’t even a big costal city..it’s way inland a good 100 miles from the biggest inland city Campinas which has about 3M people. As the locals would say after seeing the mess on the floor “bem feito!” (well done)

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Ben October 23, 2013 at 02:33 am

Live by the sword, die by the sword.

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SittingDown October 23, 2013 at 02:35 am

There were swords involved? ;)

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Jesse October 23, 2013 at 05:22 pm

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

It’s always nice when people who deserve to get got finally get got.

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