Custom Canadian Bullet Proof Suit

$20,000 suit from a bespoke tailor in Toronto, Canada:

0:38 – Yea no doubt, I can imagine shit gets real when dealing with oil and diamonds.  Blogging carries similar risks.

1:01 – Did Maxwell ever stop to think that maybe he’s looking over his shoulder because of horrendous suit / tie parings?  Step your game up pimpin and see if that doesn’t change your life around.

1:35 – That doesn’t look like many layers of Kevlar, but he claims .22, 9mm, and .45 stopping power.  No Deagle brand Deagle .50AE protection?  PASS. :P

Here’s to hoping the person shooting at you doesn’t play too much COD and try to land headshots.

Matrix-Neo-Stop-BulletsYou can read more about Garrison, Toronto’s custom bulletproof suit tailor over at their website.

Unconfirmed if they will make a custom Canadian tuxedo (All denim), but I’m assuming they could to meet your needs.

Thoughts?  Better off buying name brand, getting it tailored and putting a vest on?


Comments

9 responses to “Custom Canadian Bullet Proof Suit”

  1. I’d rock the shit out of this pimp swag.

  2. I want!

  3. I definitely would much rather get a suit tailored while wearing a BP vest underneath. It’d be a heck of a lot cheaper and more effective.

    1. But then again, maybe some airports will not allow BP vests through their security.

  4. I’ll admit my knowledge of Canada comes largely from stereotypes but unless he has a line of flannel and denim that can stop a missed shot at a moose I don’t see these selling well. I don’t know though. Maybe the areas on their southern boarder have been taken over by cigarette smuggling cartels.

    Personally I only buy my bullet proof suits from people I’m sure what they’re doing: Colombians. http://miguelcaballero.com/en

    1. yep, columbian bullet proof fashion, you know they need it to work.

  5. S. Cautela Avatar

    1:01 – “Maxwell Morris is a club promoter in Chicago… and is often looking over his shoulder.”

  6. spraynpray Avatar

    Not as much vital coverage as I would like. There is quite a bit of exposed heart/artery above the vest.

  7. One step closer to being Chick Norris….gimme 2!!