Tactical High Speed Low Drag Laser Guided Pizza Cutter

If you’re not operating a tactical pizza cutter on the reg you’re not Tier 1 enough to live:

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$30 from ThinkGeek.

Epic how it comes with the laser / flashlight but yet can be removed to expose a full picatinny rail underneath.  I’d probably opt for a Nightforce 5-25x because I’m smooth like that with the long distance ops.

The pizza cutter body is a Zinc alloy, but for some reason it’s not dishwasher safe though… does Zinc have trouble with soap and hot water?  Oh.. Maybe they think people won’t remove the laser / light before washing.

Thoughts?

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pointblank4445 November 21, 2013 at 12:45 am

This will go great with the roll-out (pun intended) of the ENDO 3XL, 4XL, and 5XL shirts!

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SittingDown November 22, 2013 at 05:10 pm

I’m waiting for the 5XXXXXXXL so I can ship one to Yeager. ;)

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ZBalentine November 21, 2013 at 06:58 am

But will it also help me “slice the pie”?

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Jim P. November 21, 2013 at 07:51 pm

You have to be fucking kidding me.

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Jeep November 22, 2013 at 06:07 am

Definitively a piece of kit every COD/Battlefield addict should have (+ the dudes at Dynamic Pie, of course !).

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SittingDown November 22, 2013 at 05:09 pm

NVG and IR laser version out soon. For the truly tactically adept.

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Tao Fleder Maus January 4, 2014 at 11:55 pm

Does the light really spray out like that?

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