George Zimmerman’s Shitty Oil Painting Art Nets $110k

I have zero use for Zimmerman or Saint Skittles… this pisses me off though:

George-Zimmerman-Shitty-Artist

Yea… final ending bid was $110,100.  Check out the ebay auction, and the news story verifying its authenticity.

It’s all the media’s fault.  Turn some average guy who defended himself (yea sure you can argue he didn’t NEED TO but we’re past that because the court made it’s decision) into a celebrity and this is what you get.

I just hope Zimmerman spends the $110k on guns, ammo, champagne, and food.  I say food, because the roly-poly Zimmerman was 1000x more marketable in the sympathy department than the brolic diesel Zimmerman (although he is looking a bit softer again in the above pic).  GZ isn’t a businessman, he’s a business Mannnnnnnn.

How long until Michael’s or Hobby Lobby’s Asian distributors catch wind of this painting and rip it off?  I give it a week.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Ron

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Kevin December 18, 2013 at 04:47 am

This country has gone well past fucking retardation

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11b December 19, 2013 at 10:23 am

Amen.

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JD December 18, 2013 at 05:36 am

In light of the all out media smear campaign and death threats my sympathy lies with the Zimmerman family. Thugvon was one of tens of thousands of young males who feel entitled to lie, cheat, steal and assault and the only difference between those cases and Thugvon is his parents had ties to the political machine.

They made Zimmerman a high profile figure with their PR campaign, so it is poetic that their actions led to Zimmerman being able to make money this way.

His next painting should be one from his point of view of Thugvon standing over him snarling and after that he should do one of the parents who paid little attention to Thugvon until it became profitable to do so.

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Carl December 18, 2013 at 06:52 pm

I believe it turned out that Zimmerman was the one lying, but like you said, the court has decided. I don’t get whats so thuggy about Trayvon. Oh yeah, he’s a black youth with a hood. On the other hand, how many times has wife beater george been arrested sense the Trayvon murder case. Zimmerman is not the poster child for conceal carry. He fucked up and overstepped his boundaries…neighborhood watch or not. Its easier to demonize the so called “thug”(aka nigger) because thats what our country does best.

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Kevin December 19, 2013 at 05:43 am

“I don’t get whats so thuggy about Trayvon. Oh yeah, he’s a black youth with a hood.”

Maybe the assault is what made him a thug?

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Carl December 19, 2013 at 05:56 am

Oh yeah. He did assault Zimmerman out of the blue. He must have been playing the “knock out” game like all the rest of the ignorant “thugs”. I guess Trayvon should had be a “good boy” and do what he was told. Nieghborhood watch my arse!

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hyena December 21, 2013 at 12:55 pm

I totally agree – Zimmerman – MY BOY – is counter trolling the cocksuckers. Fuck anyone who sympathizes with the niggers.

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Mr. Zimmerman December 21, 2013 at 01:28 pm

You sound stupid you fucking nigger! Go back to whatever cave ( I mean your slut-whore mother’s vagina) you came from.

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kbad December 18, 2013 at 05:38 pm

So old George does a Google image search for “American Flag”, plagiarizes something from the first page (no really http://tinyurl.com/m5jdgre) and for that he get’s 100k. I knew I should have skipped college and gone to art school.

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ENDO-Mike December 19, 2013 at 02:05 am

Wow, that’s shady! Thanks for the heads up.

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PJ December 18, 2013 at 07:50 pm

Either people are dumber than I thought or the bid’s fake. Apparently he could use the money. I’d read that he told the court last month that he had $150 but owed $2.5 million.

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Ptrs December 19, 2013 at 12:57 am

If you would like to see how the Zimmerman painting was probably created, here are step-by-step instructions:

http://community.ebay.com/t5/Seller-Central/Interesting-Auction/td-p/18710843/page/2

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ENDO-Mike December 19, 2013 at 02:05 am

What a scammer *smh*. Thanks for the link!

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Freedom McSpanglewings December 19, 2013 at 10:14 am

This is awesome, it’s like I don’t even care what happens for the rest of the day. He becomes the bane of liberals everywhere then becomes what 99% of super-liberal college kids will never be, a financially successful artist. You just can’t keep the Zim-Zam Flim-Flammed

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11b December 19, 2013 at 10:27 am

Q: What is the medium; oil or acrylic? Thanks

A: Thanks for your question, The paint was donated to me by a great friend (J.S.), as far as I know it is regular household latex paint. I know its not the fanciest, but it is what we had and I needed to put these visions onto the blank canvas as soon as possible.

Visions! The guy’s a visionary. Regardless of the controversy surrounding him, his painting sucks.

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SittingDown December 20, 2013 at 06:13 am

P-P-P-P-P-P-P-P-PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPainting. ;)

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