Assault Gourd Used As Suppressor In Robbery

Silence has never been so deadly and nutritious:

squash-gourd-suppressed-deagle-handgun

CHARLESTON, S.C. —Investigators say a person suspected of robbing a Charleston County gas station used a squash to silence shots fired at the business.

Full Story – WYFF4

Pictured a squash suppressed Deagle brand Deagle with 2 bonus suppressors.  I recently upgraded the baffles on all my squash suppressors; Whisper-quiet stuff guys… you don’t even know.  I’m working on having some squash height sights made now though so I can aim better when shooting squash suppressed.

Thoughts?


Comments

11 responses to “Assault Gourd Used As Suppressor In Robbery”

  1. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    How is that even possible? Brings new meaning to Big Bore.

  2. Farm.Dad Avatar

    Crap ! that means a $200 tax and form 4 approval waiting to buy punkin seeds at the local Stop&Rob now, Gardeners get your form 1 sent early this year . LOL

  3. george11c Avatar
    george11c

    And now for the mandatory “Ban Assault Squashes NOW!!” We can no longer trust the public with such dangerous gourds.

    1. Apexthief Avatar
      Apexthief

      I for one am drafting a letter to my congressman. “Dear sir, Squashes have proven to be a credible threat to public safety and should be banned mmkay. We have to assume then that anything resembling a squash in form or construction should also be banned, mmkay, including but not limited to gourds and tubers. Apples and bananas could also prove to have tactical rapid fire applications, mmkay, and should be closely monitored and regulated, the sales of which should be prohibited to minors, convicted felons, and derp monsters…mmkay.”

  4. SittingDown Avatar
    SittingDown

    NFA approved Gourd Adapter. Available soon.

  5. thatturahguy Avatar
    thatturahguy

    UPDATE: upon examination of squash evidence left behind, detectives determined the erzatz silencer to be of the ‘spaghetti squash’ variety. “We now believe this robbery has Mafia connections,” the lead detective stated.

  6. cottewmitch Avatar
    cottewmitch

    DID IT WORK

    1. SittingDown Avatar
      SittingDown

      Chewy Stops The Chatter! ;)

  7. Critter Avatar

    watermelon for the crew served version.

  8. Well as I understand it some thugs would carry a bag of potatoes in the car to fire through as a silencer.

    But it may have been a load of BS.

    1. SittingDown Avatar
      SittingDown

      Brings to new meaning to the phrase: “Do you want fries with that?”