Unit support for those who operate in operations:
This is top of the line forward echelon unit support that is required by elite operators in theaters worldwide. Specially developed to aid in peak performance and regulate temperature during strenuous or delicate operations, this tier one tactical undergarment will support and protect the tip of the spear. Pack of two unit support units. Hexual iconography does not imply any specific NIJ ballistic rating. Works well with beards, side effects may include increased operator effectiveness and unwanted pregnancy. Specify Large or Extra Large in comments when ordering.
$20 for two over at Snakehound Machine.
I’m just glad there are no pics of Snakehound Machine owner AK Jesus modeling it. He’s on the left in the linked pic… Tactical Snookie on the right.
Probably a good idea to buy a TIER 1 t-shirt from ENDO Apparel and wear it around tucked into this jock strap to further announce to the world how operator you really are.
You laugh now, but when you don’t have this tactical jock strap on and hurt your junk next time you’re operating in a permissive evasive non-urban high-stress environment we’ll see who has the last laugh.