Tier 1 Jock Strap

Unit support for those who operate in operations:

Tactical-Operator-Jock-Strap

This is top of the line forward echelon unit support that is required by elite operators in theaters worldwide. Specially developed to aid in peak performance and regulate temperature during strenuous or delicate operations, this tier one tactical undergarment will support and protect the tip of the spear. Pack of two unit support units. Hexual iconography does not imply any specific NIJ ballistic rating. Works well with beards, side effects may include increased operator effectiveness and unwanted pregnancy. Specify Large or Extra Large in comments when ordering.

$20 for two over at Snakehound Machine.

I’m just glad there are no pics of Snakehound Machine owner AK Jesus modeling it.  He’s on the left in the linked pic… Tactical Snookie on the right.

Probably a good idea to buy a TIER 1 t-shirt from ENDO Apparel and wear it around tucked into this jock strap to further announce to the world how operator you really are.

You laugh now, but when you don’t have this tactical jock strap on and hurt your junk next time you’re operating in a permissive evasive non-urban high-stress environment we’ll see who has the last laugh.

Thoughts?

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MrMaigo January 29, 2014 at 04:52 am

AWWWW YEAH! Now I can go to the gay sex clubs and still be tactical!

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jim bob January 29, 2014 at 08:17 am

“He’s on the left in the linked pic… Tactical Snookie on the right.”
this pic looks like a kidnapping in progress.

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kosherbacon January 29, 2014 at 01:20 pm

Hey did they stop selling the loudener? I was about to get one of those!

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ENDO-Mike January 29, 2014 at 01:23 pm

Good question… the links to the pages here are toast – http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2013/07/22/loudener-muzzle-brake-turnt-up-shooting/

probably best to drop them an email!

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kosherbacon January 29, 2014 at 03:51 pm

Actually, they just posted a picture of some Loudeners being ready for shipping on their facebook, so maybe they do limited production runs and simply take down the listing when they’re sold out.

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dgdimick January 30, 2014 at 08:18 am

Since most “T1” guys are total dicks, this should sell well.

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CrunkleRoss January 30, 2014 at 03:51 pm

Hi speed Bull riders use generic Duc tape to strap their junk to their leg. Figured it would work well for my missions but I substitute official OD green riggers tape for my AO. One unexpected bonus is that I never need to use my No No on my thighs anymore.

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