Spiritually Wounded On The Battlefield Of The Great Masturbation War

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3:12 – Those girls were all like “WHAT?! For realz John told on Kevin for fapping? That shit is priceless!”

3:17 – John: “LOL I totally busted you.  Good thing he’s not going to hell anymore though right?”

3:30 – Kevin *1000 yard stare*

fap-fap-fapDon’t be silent guys.  Don’t leave the wounded on the great battlefield of girls on the internet.  Rat out your friend / brother etc.. to someone today so he can get help!

Twisted stuff.  Thoughts?

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Rob February 2, 2014 at 12:22 am

Bahahahha! You would think that a mormon kid in Idaho would know how to shoot his SKS @ 1:57.

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Lar February 2, 2014 at 09:56 am

lol this cant be real, can it?

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Taylor TX February 2, 2014 at 11:02 am

What some people will do with their money.

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lolinski February 2, 2014 at 11:44 am

Am I the only one who thought it was hilarious that they used a Marlin Model 60 and a SKS? Couldn’t they have borrowed a pair of M1 Garands or at least get some airsoft versions and remove the tip?

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Cory February 2, 2014 at 12:50 pm

My favorite part is he has the sight flipped up like he is going to make a 300 yard shot or something at 1:57.

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ENDO-Mike February 2, 2014 at 04:35 pm

haha yea amazing

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Jeep February 3, 2014 at 03:21 am

Ohhh no lolinski you’re not alone… I’m still in awe, because these dudes have not been able to find a correct period helmet, nor any ww2 garment, they have mixed-up some post-war US and British gear, let’s no talk about the rifles because it drives me nuts.
Even the dog tags are still blank !!!! They could have written some kind of anti-masturbation slogan on it, or something funny…
Or is it a desperate attempt to give an example to the youth : “be an anti-masturbation soldier, be a virgin” ?

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Douglas February 2, 2014 at 11:53 am

Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

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lolinski February 2, 2014 at 01:40 pm

Totally using that if you don’t mind.

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Charles February 3, 2014 at 09:13 am

Agreede.

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Regulus February 2, 2014 at 01:58 pm

Dude This has me laughing. I spent all last week watching Japanese movies on netflix and streaming jap porn at the same time.

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ENDO-Mike February 2, 2014 at 04:35 pm

hahaha

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Starvinpilgrim February 3, 2014 at 07:15 am

I’m totally going to pull one off to that SKS and those chicks at the end as soon as my mom quits coming down here in the basement to do laundry.

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Jim Jones February 3, 2014 at 07:17 am

Just wait until he gets married.

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achmed February 3, 2014 at 07:49 am

I actually think the incredibly easy flow of porn might be having some bad effects – there’s a TED talk (well-reasoned, not religious) about this. But yeah this video is batshit crazy. I’m off to have some alone time . . . .

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Poppy February 3, 2014 at 10:31 am

Oh god, it’s not by Gail Dines is it?

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achmed February 3, 2014 at 12:06 pm

A guy named Gary Wilson – I skipped through it a while ago and it looked good. Stopped watching once I reached the climax of the talk.

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grendel February 3, 2014 at 03:45 pm

It’s not Christian it’s Mormon!

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DinoRidingArab February 3, 2014 at 07:20 pm

This looks like a heroin intervention video rather than what it actually is.

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50certs February 4, 2014 at 06:34 am

Anyone else get a strong homoerotic vibe from those two dudes?

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dgdimick February 6, 2014 at 01:30 pm

That smile was the tip off.

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GWolf February 4, 2014 at 03:38 pm

I don’t know much, but I know that was pretty damn weird.

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