Spiritually Wounded On The Battlefield Of The Great Masturbation War

You can help the spiritually wounded find the savior:

3:12 – Those girls were all like “WHAT?! For realz John told on Kevin for fapping? That shit is priceless!”

3:17 – John: “LOL I totally busted you.  Good thing he’s not going to hell anymore though right?”

3:30 – Kevin *1000 yard stare*

fap-fap-fapDon’t be silent guys.  Don’t leave the wounded on the great battlefield of girls on the internet.  Rat out your friend / brother etc.. to someone today so he can get help!

Twisted stuff.  Thoughts?


Comments

22 responses to “Spiritually Wounded On The Battlefield Of The Great Masturbation War”

  1. Bahahahha! You would think that a mormon kid in Idaho would know how to shoot his SKS @ 1:57.

  2. lol this cant be real, can it?

  3. Taylor TX Avatar

    What some people will do with their money.

  4. lolinski Avatar

    Am I the only one who thought it was hilarious that they used a Marlin Model 60 and a SKS? Couldn’t they have borrowed a pair of M1 Garands or at least get some airsoft versions and remove the tip?

    1. My favorite part is he has the sight flipped up like he is going to make a 300 yard shot or something at 1:57.

    2. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      haha yea amazing

    3. Ohhh no lolinski you’re not alone… I’m still in awe, because these dudes have not been able to find a correct period helmet, nor any ww2 garment, they have mixed-up some post-war US and British gear, let’s no talk about the rifles because it drives me nuts.
      Even the dog tags are still blank !!!! They could have written some kind of anti-masturbation slogan on it, or something funny…
      Or is it a desperate attempt to give an example to the youth : “be an anti-masturbation soldier, be a virgin” ?

  5. Isaiah 5:20 Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light, and light for darkness; that put bitter for sweet, and sweet for bitter!

    1. lolinski Avatar

      Totally using that if you don’t mind.

    2. Agreede.

  6. Dude This has me laughing. I spent all last week watching Japanese movies on netflix and streaming jap porn at the same time.

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      hahaha

  7. Starvinpilgrim Avatar
    Starvinpilgrim

    I’m totally going to pull one off to that SKS and those chicks at the end as soon as my mom quits coming down here in the basement to do laundry.

  8. Jim Jones Avatar

    Just wait until he gets married.

  9. I actually think the incredibly easy flow of porn might be having some bad effects – there’s a TED talk (well-reasoned, not religious) about this. But yeah this video is batshit crazy. I’m off to have some alone time . . . .

    1. Oh god, it’s not by Gail Dines is it?

      1. A guy named Gary Wilson – I skipped through it a while ago and it looked good. Stopped watching once I reached the climax of the talk.

  10. It’s not Christian it’s Mormon!

  11. DinoRidingArab Avatar
    DinoRidingArab

    This looks like a heroin intervention video rather than what it actually is.

  12. Anyone else get a strong homoerotic vibe from those two dudes?

    1. dgdimick Avatar

      That smile was the tip off.

  13. I don’t know much, but I know that was pretty damn weird.