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Mattv2099 is in possession of some amazingly graceful tactical skills:

Mattv2099-ENDO-Tactical-AsThere couldn’t have been a more fitting shirt than the ENDO Apparel Tactical As _ _ _ _ one Matt is wearing in the video.

I love how the Mattv2099 stock continues to rise as he gets more and more hate on YouTube and in the ENDO comments.  I’ve got nothing but love for you Matt, keep doing your thing.

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TheBear February 3, 2014 at 08:40 am

I think he’s hilarious.

And he’s not even pimping out his gf/wife on youtube like Cory and Erika.

Actually, I recant. Matt needs to find a blond who is willing to wear booty shorts and tight clothes on youtube. His view count will go up 100000%

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Will February 4, 2014 at 05:20 am

Agreed! Mattv is just too cool for some people to understand. Do you remember when Cory made informative videos without the Erika factor? Yeah, good times.

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TheBear February 4, 2014 at 08:30 am

Yeah Cory’s first vid has like 6,000 views.

His second vid has 20k views.

His third vid with a thumbnail of Erika’s ass wearing short shorts? 3.5 million views.

Hmmm

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MattV2099 February 4, 2014 at 06:19 pm

I need to collab with some hot babes STAT! YOUTUBE MONEY!!!!

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Al Cohol February 3, 2014 at 10:02 am

Mattv2099 loves his haters. He needs to make a video thanking his haters just like Yeager did.

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DemonicScience February 3, 2014 at 02:37 pm

I wish endo had a t-shirt that had a picture of mattv2099 and underneath it saying “This is me not giving a F**K!”

The last video with the astroglide was outrageously funny.

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MattV2099 February 4, 2014 at 01:00 am

Haters gonna hate
while
operators operate

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TheBear February 4, 2014 at 08:32 am

Do all operators have stalkers who seem to enjoy distressed 60s music?

If so, I think I will leave the operations to operators like you. :/

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MattV2099 February 4, 2014 at 06:20 pm

The true tier -10 ones do.

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dadajack February 4, 2014 at 05:00 am

Nonsense sir. Haters really appreciate the operate but obfuscate their honest take to try and make you mistake their… true awe at the operatory nature of your vids. Rant out of ate words. It’s early though.

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MattV2099 February 4, 2014 at 06:20 pm

You’re welcome!

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