DMX To Fight George Zimmerman In Celebrity Boxing

Oh man this is gold:

This is what rapper DMX had to say:

“I am going to beat the living f**k out him … I am breaking every rule in boxing to make sure I f**k him right up.”

DMX says, “Once I am done with him, I am going to whip my d**k out and piss on him … right in his muthaf**kin face.”

He adds, “Zimmerman is a piece of s**t and that’s what he needs to drink.”

George-Zimmerman-Shitty-ArtistSo eloquent, that DMX fellow.  Full story over at TMZ.

I’ve said in the past I have no use for George Zimmerman, and I still feel that way.  I’m assuming both Zimmerman and DMX will be getting a lot of money for this boxing match, so good for them I guess.  

More than the boxing match I was surprised to learn that Zimmerman is only 30 years old… wow he looks like he could be my dad and I’m 32.  DMX is aging quite nicely (no homo) I’d say at 43.

Thoughts?  Do you think Zimmerman stands a chance?  DMX is pretty high strung, I think he will destroy George.

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Moistnugget February 6, 2014 at 12:25 am

As someone who has met DMX briefly, I’m leaning towards Zimmerman winning. He’s taller than the Zim Zam, sure, but his arms are skinnier than mine, and I’m in awful shape and a good 5 inches taller than he is.

If he can keep moving and out of range, he may stand a chance, but if Zimmerman lands some solid hits, he’s screwed.

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Moistnugget February 6, 2014 at 12:28 am

Though it is worth laughing at the progressive liberals all rooting for DMX, hoping for him to beat the shit out of the big bad racist (who doesn’t seem like much of a racist) and their man DMX is a tremendous homophobe.

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TheBear February 6, 2014 at 01:36 am

It’s all theater.

That said, I think it’s funny that Zimmerman is going the rout of Tanya Harding.

What’s next? Porn?

Those legal bills are not going away.

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TheBear February 6, 2014 at 01:36 am

*route

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Seb February 6, 2014 at 03:23 am

Could go either way. :shrug:

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Regulus February 6, 2014 at 03:32 am

I’d like him to get in the ring with a tranny and get oiled up…oh ya

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Never Go Full Yeager February 6, 2014 at 05:11 am

DMX hands down! I hope this is his walkout song. – http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGHTvuubNPQ

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JRKey February 6, 2014 at 05:13 am

Broadcast live on ENDO I presume?!

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Taylor TX February 6, 2014 at 08:31 am

The fact this is happening is so incredibly fucking stupid I cant even begin to wrap my mind around it.

God Zimmerman you dumb dumb fucker, why do you continue to do this to yourself.

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TheBear February 7, 2014 at 07:44 am

Bills bro. Bills.

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DinoRidingArab February 6, 2014 at 08:56 am

Kel-tec fight shorts?

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PPGMD February 6, 2014 at 09:23 am

Exactly, if DMX is going to violate the rules, I say Zim Zam pulls out the class, PF 9 to the chest move.

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PJ February 6, 2014 at 12:05 pm

I was thinking just yesterday that’s been awhile since I’ve seen any news about Zimmerman. He should know he’s screwed either way. He loses they’ll say he got what he deserved. He wins they’ll say that proves he could have fought Martin off and shouldn’t have shot him. I’d also avoid any publicity until the defamation action gets resolved.

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DonM February 6, 2014 at 05:43 pm

Can they both lose? It is a real pity that the legal system is its own punishment. If the defendant is found not guilty, the prosecutor should pay his legal bills, from their own (not the public’s) pocket.

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Brey February 6, 2014 at 08:06 pm

I hate the fact that Zimmerman is demonised in the main stream media. Yes, there are things that he could have done differently; but the fact remains he was exonerated by our legal system. It’s such a shitty situation for him. Made a fucking poster boy for the “paranoid, racist gun owner” by our main stream media. I hate it, if there were any proof for a media agenda it’d be the Zimmerman-Martin case, with all the keywords thrown in; guns, race, poverty, youth etc.

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Ed February 6, 2014 at 09:22 pm

It doesn’t matter who wins, we all lose.

It’s either the cocky dickbag or the trigger happy brownshirt.

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Carl February 7, 2014 at 04:01 pm

Brownshirt? Nice gloss!

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Dragon February 7, 2014 at 09:28 am

I hope there’s no drug testing, or DMX will be disqualified for dope and ZimZam for ‘roids.

I bet it’s not fixed, like politics/pro-wrestling is.

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Ms J February 7, 2014 at 11:13 am

Just when i thought i have heard everything hell with a fight that mother fucker need to die!

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Ms J February 7, 2014 at 11:15 am

this is crazy a fight is too good for bitch ass george he needs to be eliminated

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Weer'd Beard February 7, 2014 at 02:57 pm

Won’t happen! DMX will be back in prison for drug and gun possession before the fight can happen, and Zimmerman will be dealing with domestic issues with his latest girlfriend.

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Taofledermaus February 8, 2014 at 12:29 am

Who the hell is DMX?

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JRKey February 9, 2014 at 09:01 am

LMFAO!!

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