Citizens For A Really Safe Town – Satirical Proposal

Ashland, Oregon STAND UP.  This man is looking out for you:

EPIC.  I do like how they let him talk the whole time.  Maybe they didn’t get it was satire?  I would have thought making a mockery of the city council would have been cause for them to be like “Ahhhhh ha ha ha you got us… I think you’re done now?”.  It was also awesome the guy talking kept a straight face, and a super serious tone throughout.

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Protect the people from themselves. BAN EVERYTHING!

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Chase

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MrMaigo February 10, 2014 at 06:21 am

…did he fit a “that’s what she said” in at 2:57?

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ENDO-Mike February 10, 2014 at 01:20 pm

hahahah

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jpcmt February 10, 2014 at 08:41 am

For those not familiar, Ashland is a town full of hippies and is the mecca for all things Bill Shakespeare. I imagine the city council was enjoying his bit as a piece of theatrical dialogue moreso than an honest plea or insult.

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TheBear February 10, 2014 at 12:31 pm

I kind of feel like 50% of the people there were not following anything he had to say, much less identified it as satire.

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Travis February 10, 2014 at 04:56 pm

I have very few heroes, but I think this guy just became one of them. :)

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Seb February 10, 2014 at 05:38 pm

Tactical ascot.

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Mount February 11, 2014 at 01:38 am

This dude should be in movies.

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DEWDuck February 14, 2014 at 03:35 pm

The town is debating an ordinance banning the carry of loaded weapons or magazines in the city limits, which would be a violation of the Oregon constitution.

He does an excellent job or parodying?? a town that bans styrofoam, plastic bags and has the highest non-immunization rate of children in the state of Oregon. Which ranks very high in the nation.

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