Quick Access To A Shotgun Or Rifle In Bed

Look no further than the gun bed:

Suspiciously terrible taste in bedspread / pillow pattern aside (haha zebra, cheetah, leopard?) this guy is NOT to be messed with when he’s in his jammies trying to catch some ZZZZzzz.  Where can I get some ill sweatpants with the knee detail like that?

Jokes aside, I wonder if getting the gun out properly takes coordination and practice?  I’d probably be all groggy, hit the release and my AR-15 would hit me in the head and knock me unconscious.  Another thing I’m not at all thrilled about is the fact for those who aren’t #ForeverAlone, someone else in the bed with you is going to have to be in on your little surprise gun action.  If not, they might find themselves accidentally releasing the rifle… getting muzzle swept, or knocked in the head with the barrel when you’re trying to get the gun out when you hear a ruckus.

pantherIs the gun bed vaporware?  I don’t know… what I do know is that the link in the YouTube description where you could supposedly order it doesn’t work.  I’m guessing the guy made his millions, retired and is just chilling in the tropics right now getting fed grapes by supermodels on platinum gun beds, surrounded by real zebra, cheetahs, and leopards.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: addyyoon

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Taofledermaus February 10, 2014 at 02:20 am

I have a feeling it was originally designed to hide his porn from his mom.

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Jeep February 10, 2014 at 03:26 am

HA HA HA, yes but it this case it’d have been a quick hide, and not a quick access…

Hey I can picture it now, with all his porn tied to bungee straps, and when he pushes the back of the bed and it all disappears…

Either way, millions are still to be made!

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steve February 10, 2014 at 09:35 am

I’d rather have something like this for like $300 from Ikea:

http://www.remodelista.com/files/styles/733_0s/public/img/sub/uimg/02-2012/640_ikea-mandel-bed-frame.jpg

Drawers fit an AR just fine, and you don’t have to worry about getting buttstock’d in the face.

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st4 February 10, 2014 at 06:58 pm

Does it work with a Barrett? Ya never know…

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Gunbedbuilder February 16, 2014 at 12:32 pm

It will hold a gun up to 46″ long 3″ wide and 10″ high. a flat top AR 15 with a 30 round mag will fit.
A king size bed will take a gun 12 inches longer. although I have know idea why you would want a gun that big in your bed.

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shockfish08 February 12, 2014 at 08:55 am

Why is he wearing uggs?

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Gunbedbuilder February 16, 2014 at 12:28 pm

This is all very funny. You can get the real facts here. @ http://www.gunbed.net/
I fixed the link sorry it didn’t work.
BTW I’m still freezing my but off in Michigan.

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