Gun Rail Mounted Axe Blades Go Full Retard

I really hope whoever hits the buy button on these has an accident which prevents them from having kids:

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$120 / $110 over at MeleeMods.  Oh wow they aren’t cheap either… why not though right?

Nothing like adding more weight to your gun for no reason.  I’m disappointed they don’t come in Keymod… I mean like do these guys even operate?  Keymod is the new picatinny, try and catch up. *smh*

Thoughts?  Buying one for all 4 sides of your quad rail?

Hat tip: John

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Zach J February 21, 2014 at 03:16 am

Operate in operations, without the need to bring a seperate knife to chop vegetables.

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ENDO-Mike February 21, 2014 at 02:18 pm

haha sweet. I’m surprised no one has mounted one on an AK yet to chop wood!

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Zach J February 24, 2014 at 05:09 am
That Guy February 21, 2014 at 05:18 am

A shark fin for Shark Jumping!

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TheBear February 21, 2014 at 07:23 am

These products are for 18-20 year olds who don’t know any better…

Or mouth breather guys who still don’t know any better when they hit their mid life crisis but don’t have the cash for a Harley.

-My opinion.

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feartomorrow February 21, 2014 at 09:43 am

If you put 4 on your quad rail handguard, then tie a rope to your stock, it doubles as a sweet grappling hook. I know climbing isn’t as operator as rappelling, but sometimes you have to ninja up things as well as down.

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Max February 22, 2014 at 05:55 am

CarniK is operator enough to pull this off easily.

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Roadkill February 21, 2014 at 10:22 am

I actually came up with the same idea a while back. I guess I should cashed in on it! I’m kinda bummed I won’t be making money off people who are either morons who actually expect to use this or just folks who are going to wall mount it for the lulz. I bet airsoft guys will buy a shit ton of these. See, I have been tempted by the SJ hardware’s bayonet mount set for a remington 870 for ages. Even that has dubious utility.

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JoeDeke February 21, 2014 at 11:37 am

Tempted to get one just so I can say “And my axe!” when I pull it out on the range

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Weer'd Beard February 21, 2014 at 12:49 pm

…Or at least ganks the barrel of their Mossberg or AR trying to chop wood for a stupid Youtube video!

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jim bob February 21, 2014 at 01:38 pm

this cannot be real. it has to be for LARPers or something.

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st4 February 21, 2014 at 05:40 pm

>_O

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SuckingHeadWound February 21, 2014 at 05:46 pm

You could use this in place of a bipod for a nice steady rest. Find a tree or stump and slam the axe blade into the wood. That’s some rock solid support right there. Then just wait until something happens to walk into your sight picture. Too bad you’d probably knock your scope out of zero while doing it…

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Taofledermaus February 22, 2014 at 09:03 am

Do they make these in men’s sizes?

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Critter February 23, 2014 at 02:07 pm

Looks like something out of bad sci-fi art.

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TJ February 23, 2014 at 03:30 pm

First thought, … batman lol

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Mark February 24, 2014 at 01:27 am

Are these out of the new Blade movie or something? The only person I know that might want one of these is Jay G. And he put a bayonet on a NAA Mini revolver.

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Robert Pavelea February 24, 2014 at 01:03 pm

Those are going to be in the new 300 movie, I can feel it.

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Robert Pavelea February 24, 2014 at 01:07 pm

Oh and btw, at least the CZ-75 SP01 knife looks cool.

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mrsleep March 5, 2015 at 08:26 am

You know, this is going to be a ‘must-have’ item in the coming zombie apocalypse.

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CaptainGlobe February 5, 2016 at 11:36 am

Ide get two and put them on the side rails and have a bipod on the bottom of a sniper rifle so it doubles as a duel sided battle axe.

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