Joe Biden Never Said Buy A Dolphin Not A Shotgun

I’ve had a shotgun… I think I’d prefer this weaponized dolphin:

Joe-Biden-Finger-PointHoly games look weird now.  What ever happened to cool games like ExciteBike, TecmoBowl?  Plants v.s. Zombies wtf?  That’s when you know they are tapped for new and good ideas. The game might be fun though, what do I know about what these young whippersnappers nowadays like?

Thoughts?  Buy a dolphin. Buy a dolphin.


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2 responses to “Joe Biden Never Said Buy A Dolphin Not A Shotgun”

  1. I *NEED* an assault dolphin, but I’d settle for a lever action porpoise.