In Israel Hits Don’t Matter Only Looking Cool And Making Noise Does

Oy vey, the shiksa defense mindset of Aaron Elbaze:

Where everyone is issued a right knee-pad and a sweet black screen printed team shirt.  Between carrying unloaded guns, and their wacky range shenanigans I just can’t take the Israelis seriously when it comes to the firearms training videos I’ve seen.

0:21 – LOL great start to the video. The pistol bastardized bumpfire spray and pray really sets the tone.

What’s the bullshit Krav Maga angle of all this?  Is that the finesse part like how they hold their hand out while they are shooting (2:12) and then run down to the target and mime tactically facepalming it?  Is it the sweet synchronized moves at 2:25?  Nothing like shooting and pausing at the same time when engaging someone who’s shooting back.  Oh well, as long as you’re looking cool and making noise.

2:47 – wtf is that?  “The feel good terrorist room”?  Where you can feel good about yourself for killing 12 paper bad guys, while convincing yourself your speediness and low drag will translate to real life?

Israeli-Krav-Maga-ShootingOperator-In-HebrewI took the liberty of googling the hebrew translation of operator for you guys.

These guys have a website called Krav Maga OIS which isn’t in English, but has some very HSLD photos on it.

Thoughts?  Would operate with?

Hat tip: Van

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Gizmo March 27, 2014 at 02:07 am

Dat X95 doe!

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overkill556x45 March 27, 2014 at 03:30 am

Draw, rack fire. Flip the galil sideways to do the Haley chamber check even though the galil doesn’t hold open on empty. Moving while empty…etc. This isn’t the worst I’ve seen. Looks like it was probably real IDF training about 30 years ago. Just very dated tactics. Video gone in 3, 2, 1… Followed by “you took our video out of context.”

Nowhere near the derp level of Jewish batman a while back : “Become your worst fear!”

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JoeDeke March 27, 2014 at 04:40 am

“Talk to the hand” distraction technique at 2:12

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Tito March 27, 2014 at 05:28 am

Can someone remind me why they don’t carry loaded guns?

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Roll March 27, 2014 at 06:56 am

0:21- Time Crisis? Thats what we do when too many bad guys are on the screen…lol

I would not mind that microgalil tho, thats hawt

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Yeah March 27, 2014 at 08:15 am

who was it that said; were surrounded? good, then we can’t miss. i think these guys took that out of context.

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ZBalentine March 27, 2014 at 09:04 am

That would be Our Lord and Saviour, LtGen Lewis B. “Chesty” Puller.

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CrunkleRoss March 27, 2014 at 09:26 am

I’ve talked to some of the Israeli guys and they think we are Hollywood cowboys with fast draw rigs looking for a high noon walk down lol, they carry condition three for several reasons, one being if someone grabs their pistol it will give them some time to react especially when the pistol is not a primary. They think the chances of getting your pistol grabbed in a crowd or falling out of your holster and going off are greater than the small price they pay in first shot speed. I’m pretty sure their guys with silenced 22s shooting people in the back of the head carry chambered. I don’t like the carrying chamber empty carry but they make it work very well. Our MP’s were still carrying condition 3 even with the Beretta last I know of.

Believe it or not the “bump fire” pistol thing has been taught to some members of a US organization everyone would recognizance as a way of escaping a crowd chasing or riot type situation. Like you are an agent in a foreign country and got exposed as such with a bunch of pissed off people chasing you and they are not necessarily armed. The idea being the chasers would be fooled into thinking you have a SMG and not a pistol and would be more likely to break off the chase. I hope they never had to try this IRL.

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ZBalentine March 27, 2014 at 11:34 am

AF Security Forces carry condition one, hammer down, saftey off.

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CrunkleRoss April 2, 2014 at 09:10 pm

That’s good to know. I was training regular MPs at Anniston Al. Anyone know about MPs?

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Frenchies March 27, 2014 at 09:39 am

You took the time to locate their website but not to realize they aren’t Israelis but frenchies? FAIL

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ah derp March 27, 2014 at 10:34 am

Much derp. Very derp.

But yes they are based out of France, so feel free to give even less respect.

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ENDO-Mike March 27, 2014 at 10:45 am

I don’t care if the school is located on the moon, the “system” is Israeli

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Frenchies March 27, 2014 at 12:08 pm

So basically you are saying that Israeli army and S.W.A.T. is derp? Tell that to the Israeli S.W.A.T. team who has won 48 consecutive S.W.A.T. competitions worldwide. http://israelmatzav.blogspot.com/2010/10/israeli-team-wins-48-hour-continuous.html and who are the feared by billions of Arab armies who surround this tiny country of Israel.

I would bet my left nut any day on the average Israeli soldiers firearms skills over the average American soldiers firearms skills and I am American and not Jewish so no bias here just fact!

We don’t even know who this Aaron character is. For all we know he has no Israeli army training and till now was in the lingerie manufacturing business till he decided to open up school which has Hebrew lettering.

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ENDO-Mike March 27, 2014 at 04:59 pm

Cool story bro. Please by all means carry your weapon unloaded, and ad all sorts of fancy moves in your training. Make sure to put it up on youtube though and send me the link so I can make fun of you as well.

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Frenchies March 28, 2014 at 05:50 am

Again these are not Israeli’s and many American military do not carry one on the pipe,so why do you go out of your way to make fun of the Israeli military and not America?

I carry one in the pipe cause I have no kids and do not live in an area where someone can just grab for my gun like Israel. If I could get one in teh chamber as fast as an Israeli trained soldier I would also and America would probably have thousands less deaths per year due to A.D’s and N’.D’s and less fodder for the Brady bunch anti-gunners. http://mortality-rates.findthebest.com/d/d/Accidental-discharge-of-firearms

Please let me know what your background credentials are besides for being a computer nerd who bought a gun and makes gun designs on t-shirts?

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ENDO-Mike March 28, 2014 at 10:23 am

O.I.S. TRAINING CENTER ISRAEL <--- says that right at the beginning of the video, if you even watched it. Maybe my reading comprehension is lacking, but that tells me this "training center" is in Israel. I don't care if these particular guys are from Mexico, Africa etc... You must be new here because I make fun of lots of US videos. Show me US video I haven't seen where they roll around on the ground and do stupid shit for show, I'll gladly post it. LOL background credentials. I love it.

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Frenchies March 28, 2014 at 11:20 am

That is what I thought. You have no operator creds or army creds, just a keyboard ninja.

You clearly inferred they were Israeli. “I just can’t take the Israelis seriously when it comes to the firearms training videos I’ve seen.”

It may be that they flew to Israel but they are from Paris France. If a bunch of Chinese tourists flew to the USA and had a video of them at the range would you also irresponsibly and inaccurately blog that they are Americans using the American method?

Furthermore, according to their website which is in, you guessed it French. If you click on the instructor page none of them have Jewish/Israeli sounding names and none of them have any Israeli army training for that matter.

You do make fun of other videos but it seems like you go out of your way to attack the Israeli method. Hate Jews much??

Does anyone here think that the average US trained soldier can go up against the average Israeli soldier trained also for 3 years and match or exceed their tactical or firearm skills?

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ENDO-Mike March 28, 2014 at 11:25 am

Post a link to your Jewish gun blog so I can see the error in my blogging ways.

Not that it matters at this point, but if you search for the guy’s last name “Elbaze”, it does appear he’s probably Jewish. That exact name or variations of it pop up on Google in relation to Jewish families – http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/El-Baz

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Frenchies March 28, 2014 at 11:36 am

Here is my Jewish gun blog.

Oh and I gooogled Endo-mike and the first thing I got was this? Proof that you is black? https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/2249551178/SAM_1746.JPG

You can try tie in the French name Elbaze to Elbaz just like you tie a bunch of clowns from France to Jews. You clearly have a problem with Jews owning guns. Another guy also had that problem. http://rasica.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/adolf-hitler225.jpg?w=594

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ENDO-Mike March 28, 2014 at 11:37 am

You have the coolest stories I’ve ever heard. Tell me more!

It’s because I’m black isn’t it?

overkill556x45 March 28, 2014 at 02:48 pm

“Does anyone here think that the average US trained soldier can go up against the average Israeli soldier trained also for 3 years and match or exceed their tactical or firearm skills?”

Yes.

US Army Infantry squad leader (ret.), designated marksman, two trips to RC East. Operated operationally in various operations from 2004-2005 and 2010-2011.

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Frenchies March 28, 2014 at 03:30 pm

Whatever you say Gomer Pyle. Woop Dee doo, so you went to where? Asadabad, Bamyan Province? and shot some homeless goat herders from 1000 feet away?

Just remember the FACTS. Israel is the country that is this small http://www.iris.org.il/images/arabwld3.gif but is feared by all the Arab countries surrounding her who want to destroy her. They do not Keyboard Ninja and laugh at the Israeli Army and their derpy firearms skills or their derpy none in the chamber. Study up on the 6 Day war, Yom Kippur War and Raid of Entebbe and then do some research on the only airline in the world that has never been highjacked to realize why nobody fucks with Israeli’s unless they have a death wish.

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overkill556x45 March 28, 2014 at 05:17 pm

Keyboard Ninja? I didn’t catch your credentials.

I never said the IDF was incompetent. The herpy derp 30-year-old spray-and-pray bullshit sold as IDF “training” here (and apparantly abroad) is indeed herpy and derpy. Pull your CCW and bump fire an entire magazine into the crowd as you use your “training” against a mugger and see which side of the bars you end up on. Hell, do that in Patan district and see what happens. You’ll be doing 25 to life in Leavenworth.

But what would I know. And Gomer Pyle was USMC.

Andrew March 27, 2014 at 10:25 am

Looks like an IPSC match. Have they never heard of cover?

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Scott March 27, 2014 at 12:59 pm

1:48 – human shield. HUMAN SHIELD. HUMAN. SHIELD.

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achmed March 27, 2014 at 02:41 pm

Who are they waving hi to while shooting? Their wife or something? Hey baby.

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Taylor TX March 27, 2014 at 05:13 pm

Hey I used to play House of The Dead at the arcade the same way that guy shoots a pistol.

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dillnwede March 27, 2014 at 05:42 pm

remember israelies are arab too!

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Frenchies March 28, 2014 at 05:52 am

How exactly are Israeli’s Arabs too? shows your ignorance. There are some Arab Israeli citizens.

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Justin March 28, 2014 at 05:57 am

Can someone overdub The Macarena to this video. I feel that song would make more sense.

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Frenchies March 28, 2014 at 12:55 pm

Here is another story ENDO-Mike. I was doing these Israeli chicks and then I asked them what they think an Endo-Mike is http://www.reposter.net/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/israeli-soldiers-nude-facebook-pictures2.jpg

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Daybreak March 28, 2014 at 02:42 pm

Tactical Pro tip of the day…. Israeli bitches love it in the ass. FIY, carry on.

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Dan March 29, 2014 at 12:24 am

lol u mad

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czbeardly March 28, 2014 at 02:16 pm

Considering how wierd this is, I would not like to fuck with the Israelies – they do not fire fire to neutralize a threat, they fire to eliminate it, permanently. Have no idea why they mime all the time though..

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Graham 1 March 31, 2014 at 09:05 pm

I lost it at that “kill house” at 2:47. Wtf is that!?

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