Nickname Characterized By Overzealous Use Of Airstrikes

Marine survives headshot thanks to Kevlar helmet:

uncle-sam0:19 – Crazy!  I never served, but if I would have I bet I’d have a cool nickname characterized by my overzealous use of airstrikes.  Oh one of our boys got grazed on the helmet by a sniper round? “CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE!”… Cpl McGribley tripped over a rock which was definitely placed there by ISIS or the Taliban? “CALL IN AN AIRSTRIKE”.  PFC Johnson has athletes foot?  “AIRSTRIKE!”.  Why take any chances?

Gat tip: Brandon


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5 responses to “Nickname Characterized By Overzealous Use Of Airstrikes”

  1. Would you like to super-size your precision airstrike to a 500lbs with a side of ‘MERICA for only $22,000 more?

    1. ENDO-Mike Avatar

      Hellllllll Yea!

  2. Damn that’s crazy! Awesome how chill he was about it (at leas at the moment)…
    Lol I can picture the sniper screaming curses at his gun while he stomped on it… before he got vaporized by a bomb.

  3. Ammo is cheap. Blood is expensive.

  4. EOD out front!