AHHAHAHHAHA this:

Holy there is a lot of science in this video.  You guys aren’t running a holster lubricant huh?  Must not be high-speed enough I guess.  I don’t feel an off the shelf solution ever will exist for my specific operations, so I developed my own micro polymer Tier -28 proprietary blend of chemicals developed in deep space (not regular nearby space). I’m patenting it soon, so stay tuned.

Another Fireclean scandal anyone?

Only $15 on the Quick Draw website.  Buy tons off them and let me know how awesome it is.

Thoughts?