Remember when the Scholastic catalogs used to get passed out at school and you’d salivate over the new Goosebumps book you’d get your parents to buy you?  Those days were always awesome.  I used to convince myself I needed so many books.  I’d always look at the page count too, and sell it as “a good value” to my parents if it was long.  The next best school day was when the books magically showed up.  Sometimes I remember the teacher being an asshole though, letting the Scholastic box marinate on the countertop all day.  Like said teachers didn’t power flex enough already on all of us Grade 6’ers.  I digress, this video has nothing to do with Scholastic books.  From the video description:

More and more young athletes are looking for opportunities to be able to compete in the sport of action shooting on steel targets and be able to compete with their own local team as well as teams across the country.
As an educational-athletic organization, we are able to provide opportunities for school-age and college-age students to the shooting sports by providing, promoting, and perpetuating opportunities to safely and enjoyably participate and compete in a high-quality, team-based sport that is led by trained adult volunteers focused on enhancing the personal growth and development of their athletes.

Scholastic Shooting Sports has a website you can check out.  Looks like IPSC for the youth.

Besides Slappy Mc Slapperson at 0:38, the video is pretty good.  I actually wasn’t a fan of the “lets paint the edges of the steel” kid at 0:23 if we’re getting picky.  SPRAY PAINT IS EXPENSIVE MARCUS. HOW ABOUT WE DOCK YOUR ALLOWANCE IF YOU WANT TO KEEP THAT SHIT UP? *smfh*