Slicing The Pie In A Home Invasion

Sig Sauer talking about practice:

felony-occupational-hazard-signSlice that pie my dude.  Wait… 1:07 “Cut the pie”.  UGH FAIL.  Savages “cut” pie… everyone else “slices” pie.

2:34 – “cutting the pie” again!  Dude is relentless.

3:44 – “cutting the pie” *places fingers on my temples and massages them to relieve stress*

Mmmmmm pie.  I made caramelized pecans yesterday afternoon, which is like the next best thing to pecan pie.   My girlfriend *not forever alone now has a girlfriend flex* and I put them in salads we make.  I got sick of paying $10+ for a handful at Whole Foods. Caramelized pecans and pine nuts are WAY more expensive than ammo FYI. Thoughts?