Keanu Reeves’ Firearms Training For John Wick

5.11 did a video which contained no new info we didn’t already know, but I liked the bastardized dubstep music and seeing Taran Butler operate at extremely high speeds:

0:25 – Does Taran have any sponsors?  I can’t tell. haha man this is another ultra-cringe thing that makes me laugh.  Pays the bills though I guess.  If someone said to me “Mike if you go to XXXXX and wear a tight polyester tour-de-france style jersey with company names all over it we’ll give you $xxxx I’d really have a hard time even doing it ironically.  Maybe for charity or something I’d consider it.  Yes my self esteem when it comes to clothing is that fragile.  How long until the sponsorship spills over onto the pants?  Do big guys get bigger sponsorship deals since there is more space to advertise on?  Get good at shooting… get sponsors… get fatter to increase advertising space… get more sponsors to fill that space.  There’s a life hack.

And Cherries reposted his John Wick video like “come oooooonnnnnn me too guiiiiiiiiiise”:

Aaron Cohen AKA Cherries hasn’t been that active on YouTube lately. Almost made me forget what a treasure trove of hilariousness that guy is. Good times… good times.

I haven’t seen John Wick #2 yet, but it’s on my list.  I hear good things.

Thoughts?

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