Oh no… Hnnnnnnnnnnnnng:

For the low price of $130 over at Raven Crest Tactical.  Naturally the model name ZD30 stands for “Zero Dark Thirty” *cool guys only*.

Here is a video of them being rough with the shovel in a junkyard somewhere:

Ya ok it looks like it works well for smashing stuff anyways.  

Thoughts?

Gat tip: @acestrada