A kinder gentler way to stop the threat:

Once the weapon is fired; the bullet embeds itself inside the projectile with no chance of escaping, simultaneously transferring the bullet’s energy, propelling it directly at the target. Once the bullet is fired from the gun into the projectile they permanently become one unit. The docking unit will automatically eject from the weapon and the firearm returns to its normal function before it cycles in a new round. Keep in mind this occurs when lethal force is already justified.

1:01 – Shot him with actual bullets.. Yea obviously.

1:07 – Since when do cops not take advancing scumbags with knives seriously?  If someone is coming at you with a knife you have to assume they want to kill you, not cut up lettuce for a salad you guys will eat together.

1:13 – Awwwww how nice of the cop to warn the scumbag with “LESS LETHAL!  LESS LETHAL!” *smh*

I don’t know about you guys… but if someone deserves to be shot because of something they are doing, I’d rather see them 6ft under than in jail or a hospital.  At least after the first shot with this derp device you’ll have real rounds on deck ready to make holes.  Sadly, it might be too late at that point depending on where shot #1 with the clown nose landed.

Alternative-Ballistics-Clown-NoseAlternative Ballistics is the company that sells this clown nosed product.  Click through to read lots more info on it.   Oh look, they are testing it in Ferguson, MO *eye roll*.


Gat tip: Jay



Carnik Con nails it:

CarniK-Con-YouTubeHaha good stuff.  Man that thing is quick in Auto.

The P90 with the short barrel looks SO much better than the PS90 with that goofy 14″er



A promo video:

Bug-A-Salt-2$40 if you pre-order on Indiegogo.  It’s uglier than ever with that fly camo pattern, not to mention the entire design itself looks like shit… but if you have lots of flies in your place I’m sure it would be pretty easy to get $40 worth of fun out of the thing.




Sharps Bros. before hoes:


I blogged about their “nose art” type AR-15 lower receivers which were being exclusively sold at Dick Spider.  This one above though is going to look so sick in anodized aluminum (the picture is a 3d printed prototype).

In before dudes are like “But what if I have to shoot someone, and they bring up in court how bloodthirsty I am because my AR-15 lower is a top half of a skull?”.  Also in before “That nose hole will let too much debris into the magwell”… oh and “Those eye grooves are only going to encourage people who like holding the magwell when they shoot”. I know you guys too well. :P

Check out Sharps Bros, and keep an eye on when this badboy is release if you’re interested.


Gat tip: Marc



Interference / distraction drills are so hot right now:

I don’t know what gentle jostling like this is supposed to simulate, a strong breeze?  “Oh shit gotta engage tangos and the wind is picking up, thankfully I trained for this type of thing.”

1:44 – WHOA WHOA WHOA who the hell is shooting that berm?  Wheelchair guy with the Tavor from 1:30?  NOT COOL.  Oh 360 training you say?  Alright brah train on.

Here’s another example from them… Art of the surprise jostle:

If I’ve learned anything from the internet, I know those chemtrails in an otherwise blue sky are having an effect on the training in some way.  Possibly the government making the jostles weaker than they otherwise would have been, just to keep the upper hand.   Additionally the shooters isosceles stance is an obvious illuminati homage.

chappelle-princeKenaz Tactical Group is the plug for jostle on jostle training.


Gat tip: nouno



When the Japanese and the Italians collab, you just know you’re going to end up with straight fire:

Oh God. *Big Sean voice*.  Yea I like what I’m seeing.  Talk about a video too!  That sword and box too, wow.


Beretta’s custom stuff is such old world class.  It’s like if you somehow were able to scrape enough money together to buy one, or even if you got one as a gift suddenly your life would change.  You’d wake up owning horses, multiple sports cars, exclusive country club memberships, and people giving you small batch scotch on the reg as thanks for just for being you.   Your wrist would carry the highest quality platinum timepiece made in the last 100 years, and you’d even keep company who would laugh at such pretentious statements as “I only bought it in platinum to avoid gold diggers”, which to regular people sounds like a joke, but it’s just your way of life now.

Lots more info and pictures on Beretta’s website regarding this shotgun.  Check it out.  Now I don’t know the price on this thing, and I’m not such a dick that I’d ever make the statement “if you have to ask you can’t afford it”, because I feel that no matter how much money you have, you should always ask and make an educated decision.

Post pics if your girl ends up getting one of those dragons tattooed on her lower back. haha

Thoughts?  The Luigis at Beretta really outdid themselves this time right?