The struggle:

payday-guns-ammo

haha well at least your collection is on point.  Make sure you follow me on Instagram for more funny stuff like this.

COMMENT
08-3-2016

ROFL I’M DYING – “Dry-Fire Academy”.  I can’t even make shit this good up.  Here’s a recent report:

Aaron-Cohen-TIER1-SOF-IsraeliNow if you’re not familiar with “Cherries”, I should refresh your memory.  This guy’s Israeli operator TIER level is so low it has to be expressed in scientific notation.  As usual with many low tier operators, they have feelings which can really be hurt on the internet, even when someone like me who admittedly doesn’t know shit all about anything makes fun.  This has happened over and over again on ENDO over the years where jimmies have been rustled at such extreme levels.  Aaron Cohen from Cherries is a prime example.  He immediately removed all videos from the two posts I did on him (Here and Here), in addition to filing DMCA requests to get the facebook and instagram posts I did also removed, messaged me on facebook, PLUS he even went as far as to call me and leave a voicemail which in hindsight I should have returned and recorded the call, because I’m sure some more pure internet gold would have been born from it.

Like I mentioned in one of the prior posts, I’m still really not convinced this guy isn’t just playing a “character”.  The dry-fire training, the YouTube videos, the products… it’s all just too surreal.  If any of you guys live near Beverly Hills CA you really should check out a class and buy all his apparel and report back.

Thoughts? Does anyone think paying actual money to pretend to kill bad guys with a blue gun or laser gun is worthwhile? If there’s something I’m missing let me know. I have two blue guns, I might start my own dryfire academy haha.

Gat tip: Frank

COMMENT
07-29-2016

A summary:

Gun-Control-Dick-Jokes

hahah yea exactly.

 

COMMENT
07-29-2016

This is everything.  Nothing says good times like terrorism footage, explosions, and other various derp vids remixed with a hot beat:

Fake-Terrorist-RPG-LauncherMight bump this in the whip this weekend.

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Mike, Jaxon

COMMENT
07-29-2016

Wow, just imagine being this dumb.  He shot himself for a terrible music video he wanted to make:

Here is the facebook post on it.

From the video description:

Plot twist: I shot myself in the face.

Synopsis: I actually wanted to put this in a music video/ but no cameraman wanted to film it. So I did it myself since I felt like taking a bullet to the face.

Anyway, this was really nothing. I’ve been shot a couple times before and this was like a 4 out of 10 on the pain scale after the initial impact.

I look slightly disorientated after the blast. That’s because my ears were ringing/ in pain. It was hard to focus on sound and although I assumed that i swallowed the bullet/ I wasn’t quite sure.

The last time that a bullet ricocheted through me/ it destroyed an organ and part of another.

Now, anyway, to all my friends and family who boo hoo about this shit, deal with it. I don’t give a fuck whether you want me to live or not unless you are paying me MONEY. Your care for my life will never supersede my disregard for it. I knew it was possible that the bullet might bounce back and puncture my throat/ but it didn’t matter.

And yeah, a bunch of people thought that someone else did this. Nah I would’ve fought back if that was the case.

And concerning the laughter/ I forgot about what we were laughing at. I think we saw something outside the window for a second that induced the humor, but I can’t remember.

When my tongue was moving rapidly around my mouth, I was feeling for my teeth.

Anyway, I should’ve used a different gun. My friend discouraged me from using the .9mm because he said it was armor piercing.

Armor piercing: I wonder what that’d look like going through my arms/ do you?

Lastly Worldstar initially told me to email them this video, so as of now, before I am anything important, I’m answering all questions concerning my books, art gallery, and mediocre rap/ rock videos.

Because I’m optimistic I was like “Maybe this guy’s music isn’t total garbage as I would expect it to be”… well I was wrong:

usher-sipLOL “Kasper Tha Phantom”.  He better come up with another marketing scheme if he expects to be relevant past the end of the day today.

“My friend discouraged me from using the .9mm because he said it was armor piercing.” Reminds me of the Katt Williams stand-up “it wasn’t a .22 it was an .11… bitch shot me with an .11.”

Thoughts?

Gat tip: Becklopedia

COMMENT
07-28-2016

Kirsten Joy Weiss partying like it’s 1776:

kirsten-m1-carbine-malcolmOne of the few YouTubers I follow who doesn’t do strictly “marketing” videos now.  This video is fun, and it’s real; she always puts a lot of effort in.

That outfit tho!  Like Kirsten said in her email to me, and I quote: “…Women be dressin’ in string bikinis holding guns and I’m over here like “Revolutionary War, black powder smudges & Freedom… and lacy baggy shirts” I regret nothing. :D”

Thoughts?  Do you give this video five fedora-tips out of five?

COMMENT
07-28-2016