So high speed… so little drag. If you don’t understand, then I guess you’re not an operator. WELCOME TO THE DARK SIDE.
0:17 – WHY THE HELL DON’T I HAVE PEOPLE RUNNING INTERFERENCE WITH WINDOW WASHING POLES when I shoot? Damn it… I need to step my game up.
1:07 – I also realize I need someone on tactical spritzer duty, to operationally spray me in the face with salt water before I run Mozambique drills.
1:25 – Ice water drills? Argh this dude trains for it all. I hope he has a one-hand-in-hot-water-while-im-taking-a-nap drill to train to not pee himself while he’s napping and an attacker is creepin’.
1:49 – Borrows his girl’s MAC mirror to take out an insurgent.
1:54 – Warning shots at the feet! Warning shots at the feet! Don’t even question the utility of that or I’ll slap your IP on a ban list LOL jk.
They call him instructor zero because that’s actually the precise Tier of his operations, and the amount of fucks he gives about what you think about his methods. Thoughts?
Target market – enthusiastic skater tweens:
Hasbro owns NERF (which you’ve obviously heard of)… it only makes sense that the competition Mattel wants a piece of that action. I think they have a pretty good shot considering their vast distribution network which is already in place.
As you can see the BoomCo line contains a lot of bright colors, similar to NERF’s own. Obvious reasons for that of course. I’d definitely be tempted to break out the matte black rattlecan if I were to buy one. Gotta watch where you play with that kind of thing outside though. Probably even with fluorescent guns now too *ahem* oops I mean “blasters”.
I’m assuming Mattel had to carefully skirt a lot of NERF patents to make this happen.
Coming summer 2014… you can check out the BoomCo website for more info.
Proof of concept:
So scientific, I love the use of clamps and a vice. As I was watching the video it got me thinking if anyone ever tried liquid propellants… some interesting talk about that on various websites.
From the TSA website:
NOT ALLOWED: Strike-anywhere Matches - One book of safety (non-strike anywhere) matches are permitted as carry-on items, but all matches are prohibited in checked baggage.
Ban in 3….2…..1 hahah. Also cue someone telling me “people like you and the guy who made the video are our own worst enemies” *eye roll*
Mattv2099 with a compilation and some footage we have never seen:
haha that’s a lot of messes to clean up. A scientist such as Matt doesn’t complain about messes though. Small things to a giant.
It’s always nice to see Matt stays in a wide range of ENDO Apparel t-shirts and hats.
FOX’s Dana Loesch on the incident:
Dana Loesch speaks the truth with this:
If these cattle were people and they were here illegally.. the department of justice would be running guns to them and the department of homeland security would be driving by with free government phones and EBT carts, but now that they’re cattle they are actually rounding them up and killing them.
AHHAHHA nice one.
I’m sure Dana is a really sweet girl, but I can’t help but think of this Bitchy Resting Face video every time I see her haha.
I don’t know enough about this incident to have an opinion. All I know is I had never heard of the “Bureau of Land Management” before this incident. Honestly anyone could just pull a bureau name out of your ass at this point like “Mike, the Bureau of Internet Science And Trolling Management now wants monthly dues from you” and I’d probably google it to make sure.
This is going to make you roll your eyes:
<— This picture sums the first half of the video up. It’s not the kid’s fault though, it’s the parents fault he was like that. It’s not the kid’s fault, or the gun’s fault that the kid died either… again it’s the parents fault.
What do you expect to happen if you completely ignore teaching your kid basic knowledge such as firearm safety? I don’t care if you don’t even own guns… in my opinion at some point in his or her early life you should at least take your kid to a gun store or a friend’s house who has guns and explain to them how a gun works, how to safely handle it, and how to fire it. If at all possible you should take them shooting at least once early on too, just to get the curiosity of that out of their system.
It makes me mad that commercials such as this are portraying an incredibly biased message in order to push the gun control agenda. Sure the “other side” will say I’m doing the same thing by saying it isn’t the gun’s fault, but we all know who logically wins that discussion.
Also, where did they get that “1.5 Million US children are living in homes with unlocked loaded guns” figure? Pull it out of their ass? If I had to guess I’d bet it was a lot more than 1.5 Million… but again that would just be a guess and I’m not going to state it as fact.
Thoughts? I could have misinterpreted the message though.. maybe “THE MONSTER” was actually one of his parents?
P.S. – At the time of writing this post the comments are still enabled on the YouTube video. LOL we’ll see how long that lasts.