The Luigi’s at Beretta were in the lab, and they came up with this:

“Read Manual Before Use” “Fires Without Magazine”…. damn Beretta you cute AF.  That shit slays me every time I see it.  They need to add more warnings just to troll… like “Don’t Point At Dick”, “Don’t Stick Up Ass”, “Wash Hands Before Use”.

You can read up on the specs here if you care.  Someone school me on why I’d buy this, considering Glock already exists?  Don’t even try to sell me on “the pistol can be field stripped without pulling the trigger.” because I give approximately -91 shits about that feature.

Thoughts?

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02-15-2017

*raises hand…* guilty.  A boring minute and a bit long video, which seems like hours:

LOL half punisher skull American flag / half night vision operator hoodie print on Zero… HOLY ULTRA CRINGE.  Train like you fight though haha.

1:10 – You can tell this guy who waddles in is repeating to himself “body mechanics Jason.. body mechanics… remember the damn body mechanics”

As usual I’m disappointed theres no gas mask suffocation, forward rolls (surprise surprise that embarrassing video is gone), or tactical yoga pants.

Thoughts? Oh and sorry for the lack of posts this past week. I was disneyland’ing, and eating and drinking too much in California. Didn’t Molon any labe while I was there so I don’t have any good stories for you Sheephitters.

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02-15-2017

This guy Maestro Fresh Fred think he slick:

I’ll never figure out why they feel they need to mess up the color on some of their videos, like they are trying to be a damn tactical Tarantino film or something.  The Funker Tactical marketing machine must have did a focus group, which resulted in the housewives and part time sheephitters deeming the coloring to look more “edgy”.  Don’t even get me started on the music choices.  Oh and the flamboyantly clickbaity titles *eye roll*.

1:29 – He says bad guys don’t use retention holsters, they just stuff it in their pants.

Like most disarms, I would like to see how well any of this would work without a “willing” opponent.

You better believe I’ll be trolling all of Fred Mastro‘s videos for some additional gold.

Thoughts?  Uggggggggghhhh *heavy sigh* I don’t know guys….. I just don’t know.  Seems like everyone has a defense “program” and/or a “system” they are selling nowadays.

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02-7-2017

This guy does some cool stuff:

32 minutes long… I just skipped around but there might be a bunch of interesting info I don’t know.

NERF gun mods are pretty badass.  I posted some other realistically painted nerf guns a long time ago.

Thoughts?

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02-7-2017

Oh yea, just an average day in the life of an “open carry activist”.  Gotta file those complaints:

0:08 – They are going to file a complaint because they were “illegally pulled over” by the police

0:23 – Still armed in classic molon labe open carry style.  The balaclava is a nice touch too… I’m sure this will go over really well.  They were “afraid for their lives” when they were pulled over so naturally this is the most sensible course of action in response to that.

0:43 – Is this real life?  They are actually walking into a police station like this?  Uhhhhhhhgggggg this is how you get shot.

0:49 – Oh what a surprise, the police didn’t greet them with a warm welcome.  Shocking.  Oh man, being a police officer requires so much restraint.

Thoughts?  Oh you haven’t met America?  I’m sure a lot of “badge numbers” were taken down that day by the molon labe’ers.

Gat tip: JohnnyIshootStuff

COMMENT
02-6-2017

I really don’t like the push button style shotgun safeties, so this is cool:

You grab one for $48 from the manufacturer S2-USA.  They also make a switch for the Benelli M4 shotgun.  The above picture is pulled from their instagram account; I could be wrong but it looks like they make the final production model quite a bit shorter in length.

I know some of you guys are going to be like “BUY A MOSSBERG…. Remington sucks”  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).  I do like the Mossberg 590 top-of-receiver safety better… I’ll give you that.  I just can’t get over the 590 being Aluminum AF.

If I still had my 870 I’d definitely pick one of these switch conversions up.

Thoughts?

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02-3-2017