Everyday No Days Off – Page 415 – Gun humor, not politics.

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06-22-2015

Uber Scared Of Guns

Yawn… this should get some attention / spark outrage:

UBER FIREARMS PROHIBITION POLICY

We seek to ensure that everyone using the Uber digital platform—both driver-partners and riders—feels safe and comfortable using the service. During a ride arranged through the Uber platform, Uber and its affiliates therefore prohibit possessing firearms of any kind in a vehicle. Any rider or driver found to have violated this prohibition may lose access to the Uber platform.

Source – UBER

As the saying goes though “Concealed is concealed” amirite guys? ;)

How many crimes do you think this will prevent? I’m sure criminals are very into reading the “terms of service” and making sure none of their actions are in violation of even the smallest detail. Warms my heart… what a good bunch of people criminals are. Also, besides the obvious crime this will prevent, it will also insure the “feelings of safety and comfort” for both driver-partners and riders are preserved. Wow how nice. I wonder if they will start prohibiting other things that may make some drivers uncomfortable? Maybe they should really piss everyone off and enforce some illegal bans on non heterosexual people (that would go over well)… maybe even they could even more old timey and ban skirts above the knee and low cut tops? Don’t forget turbans and any other sort of religious clothing… because that tends to make some people uncomfortable too. Gotta cover all the bases right Uber? *smh* I can’t believe companies still try and pull this shit in 2015 for what they think is the greater good. Someone should show them some statistics.

Thoughts?
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06-20-2015

Stitches Really Grasping At Straws To Stay Relevant And Edgy

Even the title of this video is eyeroll / yawn city:

Wow right out of the gate we’re off to a nice “controversial” start.

I’m honestly surprised YouTube is allowing them to host the video there, and that it wasn’t classified as “hateful” or something. Maybe Stitches’ manager had to call up youtube with a definition of the word, so he’d get a pass.

I can appreciate Stitches’ love for the 2nd Amendment, but he really should mellow out a bit.

3:07 – Dat Koopa backpack tho…

3:10 – I have to give it up to Stitches for this one — The Century Arms Centurion C39 AK Pistol… milled receiver, nice 100% USA made:

He’s come a long way from that Tapco-fucked SKS he called an AK-47 in his early vids.

Is it possible this is all theatrics, and Stitches is an avid / responsible shooter? Have you seen him volunteering to pick up brass and help clean up at your local range?

Thoughts? Where is stitches going to push the boundary next? Unless he does a song in black face while trolling law enforcement, I can’t see it getting much more controversial than what he’s already done.

Gat tip: James
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06-20-2015

John Oliver On USA Torturing Prisoners

This is hilarious:

0:58 – “We tortured some folks” -Obama LOL uh ya no kidding that’s a weird way to phrase it.

4:58 – Subjected prisoners to Russian roulette… threatened with a power drill, rectal rehydration.

Is John Oliver fairly new? I only heard about him recently after he interviewed Edward Snowden (haven’t watched it yet, but it looks funny).
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06-20-2015

Roasting Gatorade With A Flame Thrower

Red White & Blue:

Quite anti-climactic. How would one convert a harbor freight type pressure washer to a flame thrower? I’m asking for a friend. *shifty eyes* haha.

Damn that’s gotta be hot. I’m surprised he wasn’t complaining about the heat earlier on in the video.

Thoughts? You liking this new flame thrower video trend everyone is riding?
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06-19-2015

Idan Abolnik And The Case Of Dangerously Retarded Krav Maga

*smh*:

0:01 – Not even one second in and I see we’re already in for a whole bunch of robotic Israeli unloaded weapon horse stance bullshit. On and on with that until…

0:41 – *yawn* fake jostles while pushups are in progress. That’s so 2014. This jostler even threw in a few spanks.

1:48 – The *tshhhhhhh* *tshhhhh* sound effects are so on point. I love it.

Am I the only one who feels like that unloaded gun + horse stance + robotic loading is all part of some elaborate joke I’m not in on?

1:53 – Maybe it’s good they don’t practice with one in the chamber if they are going to do bullshit like this.

2:19 – Whoa whoa whoa… gun to the head hey? Yikes. Cool training brAhs.

2:30 – Ok more gun to the head “training”. WHOA and that one was loaded… damn.

2:39 – Annnnnnnd he loaded it and put it to that guy’s head. This is getting more retarded with each passing second.

4:12 – We always see them with handguns doing that horse stance loading in videos, but for some reason I assumed they carried their rifles with one in the chamber. I guess they don’t though LOL? *smh*

4:22 – Someone please explain to me what that costa-esque gun flip is about. I especially don’t get it when they do it after double taps and aren’t even trying to create some inertia to eject the magazine quicker.

4:53 – OMG as if a loaded handgun to the head wasn’t bad enough.. they are doing loaded rifles to the spine now. I’m done… done…

If you want to like Idan Abolnik’s facebook fanpage or say whats up, please do so. Maybe if you’re lucky you can get training from him someday LOL.

I can’t wait to see some of the counter-trolling in the comments about how great these methods are. Stupidity levels this high are extremely dangerous.

Thoughts? Would train with?
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06-19-2015

No Serbu For You Soup Nazi T-Shirt Debacle

I missed this whole “controversy”, but it’s pretty funny.

1:14 – “We are just going to shoot him” LOL wtf? That’s a gun guy joke? I’ve never heard that before. Did that guy seriously say that to a journalist and expect it not to be taken in any way other than incredibly negative?

Thoughts?