I like the concept a lot.
Hat Tip: KWP
LOL amazing.
Thank God for that strategically placed insanity wolf picture that follows him around in every scene.

Even the kids aren’t left out of the shenanigans:

Source – Valentin Beinroth
Maybe at the next party she will include ice in the shape of knives infused with red dye in the middle of the blade. That way you can pretend to stab people and slit your wrists and it will be hilarious as the red dye drips everywhere.
Seriously, where are some seagulls when you need them most? I would have constructed some sidewalls and baited that section of the beach with bread, and an hour before lighting off that badboy. Also that box they built to contain the fireworks needs to be mounted on a turret next time, for easy aiming.