*thinking emojii*. The last painting in the collection:

Zoolander-Travis-HaleyMan, Travis is DEEEEEEEEEEEEEP.  If I had a painting I commissioned which I sold I’d just be like “This is a painting.  If you like it you should buy it.  That’s all, thanks guys.”.  Maybe now though I’ll write hugely elaborate explanations with multiple tie-ins to my life history and philosophy just to troll all of you.  I’ll then release a super serious video with orchestra music, good depth of field camera work, and inspiring footage.

Out of all his previous paintings, this one is definitely one that I actually don’t mind.  It doesn’t look like an affliction t-shirt so that’s good.  There are four paintings in total including this one, but I only blogged about two, here and here.  If you’re interested in any of the artwork you should head to the Keomaka website. Prices range based on the size.

Thoughts?

COMMENT
08-29-2016

*hisss* *click* *pop* *tsssssss*:

Surefire-60-100-Round-Box-Magazine-Soldier-ProneSurefire, we get it; you operate. haha

COMMENT
08-29-2016

Cokeman doing cokeman things:

Cokeman-Desert-Eagleahhahah Ave Maria music as he tosses all 4lbs of it.  The gold tiger strip model too… this is visual poetry guys.  I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again… this guy is important to the culture.

4:24 – *smh* the old prove it safe by dropping the hammer with the gun facing your dick.  This guy.

Cokeman makes sure to eloquently state in the description that there is no prize “or gay shit like that, just shitassery”.

Thoughts?

COMMENT
08-26-2016

A thousand disgrunteled internet comment trolls are shaking their fist at polite Todd from Minnesota, who broke through to the otherside with his question:

Coincidence that other very successful people such as Jay-z, Beyonce, Warren Buffet, Kayne West and Tom Cruise throw up the same hand sign as Kirsten?  Damn someone else in the YouTube comments already beat me to this discovery, but here’s the pic I made up anyway:

Kirsten-Joy-Weiss-Illuminati-Confirmed

Thoughts?  I think we need to get Alex Jones to yell about this for about 45 minutes and then not get to the bottom of it.

Brett thinking he slick, sliding into the YouTube comments with this:

Bret-Ewer-Slides-Into-Comments

Thoughts?

COMMENT
08-26-2016

Oh man this looks good:

Based on the true story of two young men, David Packouz and Efraim Diveroli, who won a $300 million contract from the Pentagon to arm America’s allies in Afghanistan.

1:13 – haha license plates reading “GUNS” and “& AMMO”

In theaters now.  Anyone see it yet?  I’m thinking I definitely need to see this one.

Oh and A meme I saw on Instagram:

Jonah-Hill-War-Dogs-Meme

hahaha.  Man I wish Jonah Hill would have kept the weight off.  He was looking really slim there for a while (around 2014).  He’s looking bigger than ever for this movie… that can’t be good for the health.

Thoughts?

COMMENT
08-26-2016

ahahhahaha this thing:

12″ barrel on that thing.  Safety Harbor Firearms made it, but they don’t sell it for some reason. *shrug*

Action shot:

50-BMG-Pistol

hahah wow.  Thoughts?  Holding out for the 20mm version like I am? :P

COMMENT
08-26-2016