How long you spent at the mall? How long it take you to get this fly? (All day trigga.) 5.11 with that new new:
Remember when Instructor Zero wore tactical yoga pants and did drills with a damn parachute attached to him? Yes that actually happened. Saying it out loud though is like talking about when Fabio got his nose bloodied by a flying goose on a roller coaster at Busch Gardens in VA. It’s almost too hilarious to be real.
If you want to hit the range feelin’ like you’re “wearing nothing at all” looking like a sexy Flanders then 5.11 is the plug. I’m about to cop, then instagram a “tactical deep lunges while engaging target” thirst trap video for your viewing pleasure. hahah :P