Because shooting clays aren’t optimally fragile, and don’t biodegrade fast enough:

A mere $24.95 to be the laughing stock of all your friends.

Check out the cracker thrower website to place your order – HERE (I seriously hope this cracker thrower site was created solely as a joke to drive traffic to their “real” site.)

It would be funnier yet if it was one of those tension fit C shaped throwers like they make for clays.  I swear I broke 95% of the clays I ever tried to throw with mine with that thing.  Now I just have a cheap Champion thrower that I feel is going to release early and hit me in the crotch every time I try to load it.

Hat tip: Brian

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11-18-2011

With beards like this, these boy scouts could operate in some pretty serious operations… black ops even:

Like Martin Luther King, I also dream of a day when operators can be judged by the content of their character, not by the color of their ops.

All that’s missing is a more tactical outfit, some high speed low drag sunglasses, and a black rifle.

The pics are from the “Be One With The Wild” print ad campaign done for the Boy Scouts of America by Olgivy & Mather.

You can view some higher resolution pics in all their glory over at Ads Of The World.

If I could only grow a beard that respectable…

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11-18-2011

NOT a clip for clips:

Now if only they made a bigger magazine where I could hold multiple magazine holders full of 33 rounders.

Garrett Industries is the company that makes them.   For $115 id probably attempt to bend my own kydex though… followed by $200 in parts and another $200 in labor, and then i’d wind up saying “Pffft it’s a stupid idea anyway”.

<— Standard “Yo dawg I heard you like magazines… So we put your magazines in a magazine so you can unload while you reload”

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11-18-2011

Keep your eyes on the front sight:

Probably legal in the UK.  I’m sure these will sell like hotcakes there, you just have to remember to aim for the criminal’s face where it will sting the most.

Neat idea!  I’m surprised I never thought of this back in elementary school when we used to have Elastic band wars daily.

Maybe i’ll get a platinum wedding ring with a front sight on it someday? :P

I’m looking forward to the future design that incorporates a tritium powered red-dot with magnification.

Hat tip: Yanko Design

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11-17-2011

Meh “terms of service”, jail time, who even cares?  Apparently not this company:

Check out the product page – HERE

There is actually another AR-15 lower receiver listed by them too, but it’s now out of stock.  When Randy first emailed me the link there were 8 of that one left in stock, and the price was $247.  I guess being able to purchase over the internet and not going through an FFL, sells lower receivers at an inflated price quickly.

Getting an AR-15 lower “off the books” online is great and all, but personally I’m holding out for an AK-47 automatic assault rifle with a shoulder thing that goes up.  I hear they will be clearing those things out online on tactical black Friday.

Hat tip: Randy S.

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11-17-2011

The gun store guys are back to making fun of their customers:

The icing on the cake was the 1 ringed scope mount shimmed with toothpicks and woodchips.

I’ll admit I didn’t do the best job when I chopped the forend of my 870 down so it didn’t overlap the receiver.  That’s about the only sort of botched home gunsmithing job I’ve ever done… everything else has turned out great.

Got any of your own stories of botched jobs you can admit doing, or have seen done?

If this is your first time seeing the guys in the video, check out 20% Price Increase When Asking For A Glock Clip to see them make fun of their customers some more.

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11-17-2011