1080P with your speakers cranked is the only acceptable way to watch this:
The special effects these guys have in their videos is awesome. If you didn’t recognize any of the actors, it’s the same youtube group that brought us the Team Fortress 2 live action vid I post about a few days ago.
I’ve noticed that dubstep recently has been gaining mainstream popularity. Let me go on record saying <hipster> I knew about dubstep before your mom and dad recognized it as a genre </hipster>.
1) Shows how to stop someone within arms reach from shooting you
Good in theory, if you are dealing with some stationary halfwit slowpoke that isn’t really planning on taking your life. Otherwise I don’t see how these would work.
2) Threat Management Center Training Tour
A real mall ninja playground. They’re even training a mall ninjette! I’m still not entirely sure these aren’t parody videos… but moving on…
3) Flipping a gun on your attacker
More mall ninjettes at the beginning. The dude at 0:42 looks like he wants to hit the instructor so bad when he keeps getting told his not doing it right LOL
4) Napolean Dynamite would be jealous of the mad skills displayed by these operators. It’s just too bad they weren’t hitting some sweet jumps on their bikes while maintaining a shooting platform. One of the best videos in the set for LOLz
If you watch the videos, it’s almost like the people in them are not “in on the joke”.
Even their website has a real mall ninja special operator feel to it – HERE
They operate out of Detroit! Coincidence that Robocop is from Detroit?
As always, make sure to save the vids, because the last little while I’ve had a good track record of embarrassing people/companies into removing their own vids and then none of you get to see them.