I hope EA didn’t pay too much for this:

My first reaction was “meh, that’s it?”.  Did you hardcore gamers think it was cool?

Hat tip: Jusuchin (Military Otaku)

14 COMMENTS

12-18-2011

This isn’t rap music:

You guys know I keep my ear to the mean streets of Rap music. Calling what I just showed you, either “rap” or “music” is disrepectful to real talent.  I love music and freedom of speech, but this particular video should not exist.

It’s hard to tell exactly what handgun he’s holding because of the classic DSLR video move of pulling the focus in and out while having shitty video contrast.  Probably airsoft though.

Quotable quotes and memorable video moments:

(0:24) “a Glock 10 with extension, MAC-12 lay a hater down like detention” – Glock 10?  Is that better than the Glock 7?

(2:15) Stop gun violence message – Classic…

(2:24) Doing the “cooking dance” with a handgun – *facepalm*

(3:00) $100k to book LIL B for a show – Uh… no

(3:21) Oh snap.. he pulled out the “Rare Luxery Cooking Dance” – Not sure what Luxery is… but *shrug* do your thing kid.

Well I decided to check out this doofus’ twitter page and lo and behold he has just under 364,000 followers.  Ugh… kids these days.

I don’t want to say he trumps Soulja Boy’s level of stupidity, but he’s definitely coming close.

I’m starting to think 2 University degrees were a waste of time. I should have just focused on getting tattoos and being ignorant on any mic or video I could get find.

Thoughts?

28 COMMENTS

12-17-2011

“Oh it’s dark over there, and I can’t see… why don’t I just aim my loaded shotgun with a flashlight mounted on it in that direction.” – Definitely the start of a good idea right there, i’ll have to remember that.

Beanbag loads or buckshot, it really doesn’t make a difference.  At that range a beanbag would kill a person just as dead.

Occupy peeps love when cops mess up, perfect opportunity for a witty chant.  I bet a bunch of them got together after that and filed a formal complaint, which no doubt will be subsequently laughed at and filed in the bin labeled “trash”.

Thoughts?

25 COMMENTS

12-17-2011

Because axes are for countries that don’t have gun rights:

This really does work well.  I poke fun at a lot of people on here, but Hickok45 is basically joke-proof… that guy is awesome.

Anyone get their tree this year using the above method?

17 COMMENTS

12-16-2011

PRK Arms based out of Fresno, CA came out with this clever commercial:

Unsurprisingly it boosted sales.  Really neat idea.  You can listen to the full unedited commercial HERE.

There is also made a funny “Male Enhancement” advertisement, which you can check out HERE.

Standard issue Boondock Saints tattoo spotted at 1:46 hehe

You can check out the PRK Arms website – HERE

Hat tip: Ross C.

13 COMMENTS

12-16-2011

He will muzzle sweep you, take your gun, and generally revel in ruining your day:

Freddiew needs to come out with that full length film.  I heard he was working on one a while back called “Video Game Highschool”, i’m not sure what their progress on that is though, but it will supposedly be released the beginning of 2012.  They raised over a ~$274,000 on Kickstarter which is very impressive.   These little clips are usually pretty well done, but they definitely are running out of good ideas.

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12-16-2011