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Take a look at what Cracked has to say.

I like the way the people at Cracked write, it somewhat reminds me of my own blog.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Jessica <3

20 COMMENTS

03-30-2013

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40 ATF agents v.s. one fake Russian:

Federal agents, accompanied by Georgia Bureau of Investigation agents and deputies with the sheriff’s offices in Franklin and Hart counties, raided the Royston residence of Myers. Authorities also raided on Tuesday the 60-acre farm of Lamar Myers, Kyle’s father, in Lavonia.

A person is required to obtain a federal explosives manufacturing license if they intend to engage in the business of manufacturing explosives for sale, distribution or for their own business, Coes said.

The ATF believed that Myers was violating this law.

“The claim is that he was using explosives and getting paid for it via YouTube,” Coes said.

Source – OnlineAthens

You can check out the ATF’s regulations on manufacturing binary explosives:

Mixing binary components together consti¬tutes manufacturing explosives. Persons manufacturing explosives for their own personal, non-business use only (e.g., personal target practice) are not required to have a Federal explosives license or permit. However, individuals or companies must obtain a Federal explosives manufacturing license if they intend to engage in the business of manufacturing explosives for sale or distribution, or for their own business use. Such business uses include manufacturing for use in commercial blasting applications, removing obstacles such as trees or rocks during construction, theatrical special effects, and for demonstration or product testing purposes. (Source)

I really hope nothing happens to him on this… but according to the “theatrical special effects” stipulation above, to me it seems he is in violation if he infact goes not have the proper Federal explosives license or permit.  As I mentioned before my specialty is bird law, so take that assessment with a grain of salt.

The one thing I hate about “the law” is that sometimes the whole game plan seems to be to try and catch people slipping like this.  If FPS knew about the requirement for a permit but ignored it, then fine throw the book at him.  If he didn’t know, maybe a friendly phonecall or email from the ATF tell him “buddy we see a lot of permits and licenses here with your company name on it, but not an explosives one.  Apply for one within the next __ days or else you will be in violation of federal law.”  In a perfect world that would have been nice to just get a heads up from a bro.

FPS-RussiaMattv2099 gets that youtube money when he straps the binary on on Bieber and puts finger to trigger … is he on the chopping block?  What about Richard Ryan?… actually from talking to Richard I’m pretty sure he has permits and licences for things that haven’t even been invented yet.

Thoughts?

30 COMMENTS

03-29-2013

Ermahgerd! Do not hit play on this if kids are around:

I’ll be honest, I was ready for some gore when I hit play but I wasn’t expecting to laugh.  Apparently I have the maturity of a 6 year old though because when those eyes bulged out in slow motion and the “big league chew” flew out the opening in the deer’s dome piece it caught me by surprise and I lost it.  I immediately felt bad after because I like deer and am not a hunter (I’m not against hunting), but it wasn’t the first time and won’t be the last time I laugh at something inappropriate so I got over it quick.

Deer-Meme-CabelasThe reason for head shots explained after seem solid.  Like he said though, the margin for error is very small so unless you’re a hunting operator of the highest operational operatory levels maybe you better stick with body shots.

Thoughts?  Are you 360 degree head shotting deer (scope or no scope we’ll say) from yards on yards on yards?

22 COMMENTS

03-29-2013

Call the burn center:

Jim-Carrey-Cold-Dead-HandTouches on all the good points such as his anti-vaccination retardedness, playing characters with guns in movies, and having armed bodyguards.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Katie, John, 032125, Lee, Ali-Reza

12 COMMENTS

03-29-2013

MrColionNoir:

FateOfDestinee:

Jim-Carrey-Cold-Dead-HandBoth great responses.  Both take the Jim Carrey a bit more serious than I do (see the song here if you haven’t), but that’s alright.  Both are also wearing ENDO shirts which by now you should also have in steady rotation if you love America and guns.

Thoughts?

9 COMMENTS

03-28-2013

39 movies worth of mofos trying to kill Bruce Willis:

Bruce-Willis-Die-HardThis guy is one Hollywood actor who doesn’t give a shit about what his gun-ban-bandwagon colleagues think.   He speaks his mind… just google his comments if you’re not familiar with the things he has said in the past.

Thoughts?  When is the “Demand A Bruce Willis Ban” campaign coming out amirite? :P

6 COMMENTS

03-28-2013