You’ll learn a lot from this video if you give it a chance:

My Analysis:

Right from the beginning it’s obvious that with this handgun you don’t need to really clear-rooms, you just need to maintain a brisk walk with your finger on the trigger, and scan mode set to “derp”.  Make sure your grip on this handgun is really shitty too… that’s a must.  I’m talking like really have your fingers and support hand positioned in awkward uncomfortable ways.

0:38 – When you’re climbing up loose gravel hills next to a brick wall some shit head did a cringe-worthy mortar job on, make sure again you have your finger on the trigger.   If you’ve played video games, I don’t have to tell you that these are the type of places people usually camp out.

0:43 – Get a buddy with a submachine gun and make sure he can handle finger on the trigger operations as well.  Then run infront of his muzzle pretending to clear the staircase.

1:08 – Yea it’s 9mm, but the gun has a built in recoil enhancer… so that coupled with your piss poor grip will make it look like you’re one-handing a pistol grip shotgun on every trigger pull.  Also, you HAVE to slap the trigger… don’t gently squeeze it like a pansy.. I’m talking really jerky robotic slaps if you expect to operate in Russian operations.

1:13 – Open those eyes wide and keep your finger on the trigger when passing through holes in the brick wall where that dickhead Kool-Aid man fucked shit up.

1:16 – You sense Kool-Aid man is near so you naturally get rid of your rifle and awkwardly opt to cross draw your pistol out of some shitty Russian Uncle Mike’s style holster (Uncle Dimitri’s?).  Once you draw IMMEDIATELY put your finger on the trigger and increase your walk speed to brisk.

1:21 – Patent pending spherical scan, finger on trigger as usual.  This is one of the most advance moves I suggest you don’t embarrass yourself by attempting until you have several Russian operations with the GSh-18 pistol under your newfag belt.

1:26 – Nothing shows how operator you are like barrel rolls.  Again KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER… this isn’t a game comrade.

1:30 – Randomly drop your pistol so you can showcase a sweet pick-up roll move, instantly gaining advanced operator cred.

1:41 – You have 2 hands?  Why not dual wield?  One gun is for newbs.  Also if you have a submachine gun make sure you always nervously play near the barrel end of it with your support hand.

1:44 – Sometime you gotta take risks as an operator that dual wields.  That’s life.  The wife and kids will understand if you don’t make it home from an operation because you just sprinted with two guns through a battlefield.

1:47 – Always eject both mags in a dual wield at once to check what your round count is.  Naturally this is followed by you banging them back into action on your knees while in a crouched position.  Crouching Sergei Hidden Derp.

1:52 –  Rock & Roll, you’re back in the fight… cover is for pussies, expose yourself and engage the enemy with your dual wield.

2:18 – A mini Kool-Aid man was responsible for that hole.  Ohhhhhhh yeaahhhhhh.

2:21 – If you can get your grip that on point you’ll be shooting bullseyes all fucking day.

2:25 – THV (Très haute vitesse) rounds?  Damn… your operator status has been upgraded to tier i (yea an imaginary number level… real number levels like tier 1 etc… are for basic operators which you obviously are not.)

2:48 – Hug every shitty mortared brick wall with your finger on the trigger that you can find.  Make sure to switch to your shitty hand to go around corners too.

3:36 – The Kool-Aid man is still at large.  You want to spill those delicious red juices all over the rocky ground with one awkward jerk of your GSh-18 trigger.

3:50 – It’s now night time.  The Kool-Aid man has an advantage in the dark, so you need to hold your flashlight like a loser and scan.

Kool-Aid-ManThoughts?  If you don’t agree with my operator tips I’d love to hear why in the comments.

Hat tip: Jay

33 COMMENTS

05-6-2013

Neva been done befo’:

Ahahahhah this show…  I was hoping that the knee jerk reaction of canceling it after the Newtown CT massacre, would put this derp-fest to rest once and for all.  Guess not… new derp every Friday.

Will can’t even troll properly. Making a MAC-FAL is such entry level trolling… if he wanted next level he should have made a SCAR-Deagle, Citori-Glock, or an UZI-1911. Yea they probably didn’t have the spare parts for those, but it’s a TV show and that’s the kind of shit you should be faking for ratings.

I hate to even think what the price on those rifles will be, and worse yet that people will shit a brick to get their hands on one.  “OH WILL CAN I GET ON A BACK ORDER LIST? AND IF I PAY EXTRA CAN YOU SIGN MY ASS CHEEK WITH A SHARPIE?”  GTFO…  save your money people.

Sons-Of-Guns-Stephanie-Hayden-DerpLOL the Stephanie pic I used to the left cracks me up every time.  “DAMNNNNN GURRRRRRL you weren’t kidding about that recoil.

Thoughts?

27 COMMENTS

05-6-2013

This video is terrifying:

MIDDLEFIELD, Ohio — Police here said today they still do not know why James Gilkerson jumped out his car and began firing at Middlefield police officers who had pulled him over after Gilkerson had run a stop sign in the village.

They did say Gilkerson fired 37 rounds from an AK-47 rifle on March 10, and that the two officers fired back with 54 rounds of their own, killing the Mentor-on-the Lake man.

Full Story – HERE

When ever anyone ever says police officers get paid too much I like to refer them to videos like this.  How much is getting into a gunfight like that worth to you?  I can honestly say that if someone said “Mike, I’ll give you a million dollars to pass training and be a cop for only one week, but you are going to get into a gunfight at some point during that week which you may or may not make it out of” I would pass.  That’s how much I respect the work police officers and the military do.  Sure a lot of it may be what people consider babysitting, but the possibility of any type of crazy situation like this happening makes me feel like they deserve every penny and more of their salary.  There is really no price I would feel comfortable putting on my life.  The one officer lost a finger in the encounter… I’d really have to think what even that would be worth to me.

Was the gunman trained by Buck Yeager? (see pic 7/10 in the slideshow)  Yea he could have got that book from anywhere I know, I’m just curious… it’s not like it really makes a difference.

Pic 8/10 “Advanced Close-Range Gunfighting” – Oops… must have just got that one.  Lucky for the cops.

Parrot-and-AK47I always roll my eyes when they present books like that to try and paint what a bad guy he was.  I think the fact he unloaded 37 rounds at the police is good enough evidence, not the fact he had a keen interest in weapons and explosives.  That hardly makes him a “terrorist” as the police chief so eloquently put it.

Thoughts?

44 COMMENTS

05-5-2013

These Glock commercials are getting worse:

I’m not old, so I am not 100% sure… but was Gunny supposed to be Humphrey Bogart?  Regardless, it was really bad.

R-Lee-Ermey-GunnyIt’s like they do these commercials now only for the sake of doing them.  Just because you’re selling handguns, it doesn’t mean you can’t make the commercials interesting.

Thoughts?

10 COMMENTS

05-5-2013

Cody Wilson head of Defense Distributed promised this would happen:

Defense-Distributed-Libarator-3D-Printed-Gun

All sixteen pieces of the Liberator prototype were printed in ABS plastic with a Dimension SST printer from 3D printing company Stratasys, with the exception of a single nail that’s used as a firing pin. The gun is designed to fire standard handgun rounds, using interchangeable barrels for different calibers of ammunition.

Full Story – Forbes

I had zero doubts in my mind, because I am familiar with different 3D printing technologies.  That said, I have to say I’m surprised they were able to do it with strictly ABS material, barrels and all considering the high chamber pressures (unless that was a reporting error by Forbes?).

Looks AR-15 inspired with the grip and the trigger guard.

Because I never have 100% positive things to say, I’ll let you in on my two constructive criticism beefs:

  1. I don’t like how they call this gun the Liberator (after the WWII FP-45 Liberator single shot handgun)… sure there are MANY similarities, but I would have liked to see a unique name that would stand alone for this gun.
  2. Why god?… Why does it have to be so ugly?  Answer: It doesn’t.  I’ve always believed very strongly that aesthetic design and engineering can co-exist if people are willing to put in the work.  I know I’m probably one of the few who cares about this, but it would have taken so little extra effort to turn this from a block of plastic into a beautiful looking firearm that would look right at home next to factory produced name brand guns on the shelf.

Keep up the good work guys! I’m looking forward to seeing the test firing videos, and following that of course the sound of a lot of pants being shit.  Music to my ears.

Thoughts?

19 COMMENTS

05-4-2013

A really relaxed interview.  Glenn Beck seems like a cool guy:

Every time I see MrColionNoir without a hat on I always am like “Oh yea, he’s not bald!”. That’s a tight fade too, I’m not mad at it. I’m rocking a fade now too as some of you might have read on Twitter, so I recognize.  I actually like the look better without the hat, more professional and just looks more honest because there’s not something looming right above his eyes.

MrColionNoir-ENDO-Keep-CalmWow passed the Texas bar exam yesterday too!@#$!@$#!@$%@#$ Congrats buddy!  Things are really coming together for him, that’s awesome to see; he earned it!

When is he going to get on Piers Morgan and destroy that man’s world?  That’s still what I’m waiting on most of all.

Thoughts?

18 COMMENTS

05-4-2013