A parody of Ghost Recon Future Soldier:
hehe that was pretty good.
Ghost Recon Future Soldier is available for purchase over at Amazon if you care.
Hat tip: Jeremy
A Botetourt County (Roanoke, Virginia) man accidentally shot himself Friday while reading the instruction manual for a gun he’d just purchased.
The 28-year-old sustained injuries that were not believed to be life-threatening after shooting himself in the left leg with a .45-caliber Rock Island Armory 1911 pistol, county dispatchers and officials said.
Full Story – HERE
That is pretty damn impressive if you ask me. *slow clap*
Hopefully he’ll have a full recovery and be able to laugh about it someday. Getting it in the leg though, he might have a reminder limp his whole life.
If this guy is smart he will read instruction manuals cover to cover before even touching anything in the future.
So he shot (or by the look of it “tried” to shoot) some dumb hog mannequin filled with fake blood instead. Worried about the YouTube morality police ragging on you FPS? Grow a pair.
Cory didn’t mess around in his video… the pilot flew around for a bit then he capped some hogs like a boss. Erika went up in the choppa too, but she had some trouble taking down one of the hogs, and the others weren’t on camera for some reason.
Those helicopters look pretty damn “bare bones”. I want mine to be soundproof with a wet bar and some plush leather seats. I see hogs on the 60″ LED screen i’ll put down my drink, grab the joystick that controls the mini gun and let it rip. #bloglife
For those of you unfamiliar with Cokeman, his videos normally start off by calling everyone “fags”, and then he usually blasts a Deagle or bumpfires an AK or AR at something.
This video though is a breath of fresh air… he really blasts the YouTube gun community and a lot of it seems to be true.
My favorite line: 2:40 – “See guys, you just have to clench your butthole a certain way to get the mag to go out 0.1 second faster than the last one or else the end of the world or the nuclear apocalypse will come and you won’t know what to do” (paraphrased without profanity)
ahahhahah and he bashes Weapons Education at around 3:40
hahah there are some other good ones too, but you can just watch the video.
The point they are trying to make is that the laws should be the same for every American, no matter where they live. I totally agree with that.
Thoughts? Do you think ownership, purchase, carry, etc… restrictions are for the greater good?
Technically if there was a zombie apocalypse that means I’d have to be T-dog, and we all know T-dog’s character sucks.
hahah truth! That was a Walking Dead tv show reference for anyone that hasn’t seen the show. (If you’re not familiar… get caught up)
I hope that line about buying Hornady Zombie Max ammo was just good old trolling. That would be the last thing on earth I would ever buy, unless it was cheaper then non-zombie ammo. At least you could take it out of the zombie box and no one would know the difference.
More info on the zombie face attack – HERE
The AK-47 selector switch t-shirt MrColionNoir has on can be bought over at ENDO Apparel.
I don’t know much about “bath salts” besides the fact they used to be perfectly legal. I can’t help but wonder if blaming it on bath salts is just a knee-jerk reaction to try to explain the fact this guy was just nuts. The media has a history of doing that with everything from video games to marijuana.