You decide which one you like best.

Style #1:

Style #2:

I would have finished #2 off by saying “Spare beeee0tch!” Under my breath, as the camera zoomed in while I slid my sunglasses on and my theme music played.

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05-17-2011

Yea.. you read the title correctly:

The screenshot is from the new Lonely Island video “Jack Sparrow” (Hilarious btw…). Check it out below:

The M203 is pretty LOL-worthy too.

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05-17-2011

Yea guns equalize things like that.

Now would be a good time to check out my past post on the Steel And Rifle Cartridges – Chess Set Made For A Boss if you haven’t already.  It got quite a bit of attention for it’s awesomeness.  I see someone finally bought it too!

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05-17-2011

For death metal, you don’t need a snare:

Might be a tiny bit dangerous, not to mention illegal in some areas though. :P

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05-16-2011

The suppressor stuff starts at 12:55 in the first video:

The suppressors they are using are manufactured by Silencerco.

The Osprey model they make looks killer. I love that unconventional shape.

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05-16-2011

You can’t make stuff this funny up… but its true:

They have 3 separate trademarks on it actually, in the following goods and services categories:

  1. Clothing, footwear and headwear (#85310957)
  2. Entertainment and education services (#85310970)
  3. Toys, games and playthings; gymnastic and sporting articles (except clothing); hand-held units for playing electronic games other than those adapted for use with an external display screen or monitor; Christmas stockings; Christmas tree ornaments and decorations; snow globes (#85310966)

I don’t know about you guys, but I for one welcome the “Osama Bin Laden Is Dead” snowglobe. I hear that in the prototype he’s laying on the bottom of it with a hole in his ceramic head and there are red pieces in there that float around with the snow when you shake it.  Also, rumor has it there is no water in the globe, only bacon grease.

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05-16-2011