Ryan Reynolds dies then joins and undead police department to find the guy who killed him:

ermahgerd-ryan-reynoldsMeh, looks like a Will Smith-less version of M.I.B..  The special effects in this type of movie are normally entertaining enough.  As long as liquor is present, I’ll dabble once it’s available for home viewing.

Nancy from Weeds, and T-Bag from Prison Break are in it too I see.

Opinions?

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05-8-2013

The Tech Assassin himself, murders another smartphone:

Holy that thing turned to DUST SON!  Great shot.  The Samsung Galaxy S4 he destroyed last week didn’t catch quite as much of a direct hit as this one did.

A really interesting behind the scenes:

Richard-Ryan-ENDORichard is wearing the ever popular California No Right To Bear Arms t-shirt from ENDO.

I’m really liking those behind the scenes vids now also.  Lots of cool extra info.

Thoughts?

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05-7-2013

This vid feels really natural… off the cuff style with the humor and delivery:

hahah great job.  I like the ENDO Apparel and Tyson Beckford shout out as well.  FYI, Tyson Beckford follows me on Instagram!  You’ll instantly become better looking if you follow me on Instagram, trust me it worked for Tyson… you should see the modeling work that guy has been getting since.

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I got a kick out of reading the comments on facebook about MrColionNoir’s Glenn Beck appearance, how people “didn’t recognize him” without a hat.  Something as minor as that really becomes part of an image / brand.

Thoughts?

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05-7-2013

A functional entirely 3D Printed firearm:

Defense-Distributed-Liberator-PartsNot many details on it yet, but there are some pics and you can download the files at DEFCAD.

There are talks about the barrel being smoothbore, thus falling under the AOW (Any Other Weapon) provision of the NFA.  I wondering if “disposable” rifling was put in the barrel so that it just got ripped off on the first shot would be a loophole? haha

Forbes has an article about the first shot.

Thoughts?

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05-7-2013

It seems good guy Yeager is back in action:

I mentioned on the Ohio AK-47 gunman post that there was what looked like Tactical Response literature in what the police confiscated from the gunman’s car.  James says that scumbag never took classes or made any purchases directly from them, it was a counterfeit dvd scan… and goes on to offer money and free training (for life) to the two wounded officers.  That’s legit.

Good-Guy-James-Yeager-MemeThis isn’t the first time James has offered to train people for free.

Thoughts?  I know people are going to say this is just advertising for him, but I think it’s very nice regardless.

Side note:  I get irritated every time I hear / see that new intro segment of his, do you?  It really looks like a parody of a parody.

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05-7-2013

You’ll learn a lot from this video if you give it a chance:

My Analysis:

Right from the beginning it’s obvious that with this handgun you don’t need to really clear-rooms, you just need to maintain a brisk walk with your finger on the trigger, and scan mode set to “derp”.  Make sure your grip on this handgun is really shitty too… that’s a must.  I’m talking like really have your fingers and support hand positioned in awkward uncomfortable ways.

0:38 – When you’re climbing up loose gravel hills next to a brick wall some shit head did a cringe-worthy mortar job on, make sure again you have your finger on the trigger.   If you’ve played video games, I don’t have to tell you that these are the type of places people usually camp out.

0:43 – Get a buddy with a submachine gun and make sure he can handle finger on the trigger operations as well.  Then run infront of his muzzle pretending to clear the staircase.

1:08 – Yea it’s 9mm, but the gun has a built in recoil enhancer… so that coupled with your piss poor grip will make it look like you’re one-handing a pistol grip shotgun on every trigger pull.  Also, you HAVE to slap the trigger… don’t gently squeeze it like a pansy.. I’m talking really jerky robotic slaps if you expect to operate in Russian operations.

1:13 – Open those eyes wide and keep your finger on the trigger when passing through holes in the brick wall where that dickhead Kool-Aid man fucked shit up.

1:16 – You sense Kool-Aid man is near so you naturally get rid of your rifle and awkwardly opt to cross draw your pistol out of some shitty Russian Uncle Mike’s style holster (Uncle Dimitri’s?).  Once you draw IMMEDIATELY put your finger on the trigger and increase your walk speed to brisk.

1:21 – Patent pending spherical scan, finger on trigger as usual.  This is one of the most advance moves I suggest you don’t embarrass yourself by attempting until you have several Russian operations with the GSh-18 pistol under your newfag belt.

1:26 – Nothing shows how operator you are like barrel rolls.  Again KEEP YOUR FINGER ON THE TRIGGER… this isn’t a game comrade.

1:30 – Randomly drop your pistol so you can showcase a sweet pick-up roll move, instantly gaining advanced operator cred.

1:41 – You have 2 hands?  Why not dual wield?  One gun is for newbs.  Also if you have a submachine gun make sure you always nervously play near the barrel end of it with your support hand.

1:44 – Sometime you gotta take risks as an operator that dual wields.  That’s life.  The wife and kids will understand if you don’t make it home from an operation because you just sprinted with two guns through a battlefield.

1:47 – Always eject both mags in a dual wield at once to check what your round count is.  Naturally this is followed by you banging them back into action on your knees while in a crouched position.  Crouching Sergei Hidden Derp.

1:52 –  Rock & Roll, you’re back in the fight… cover is for pussies, expose yourself and engage the enemy with your dual wield.

2:18 – A mini Kool-Aid man was responsible for that hole.  Ohhhhhhh yeaahhhhhh.

2:21 – If you can get your grip that on point you’ll be shooting bullseyes all fucking day.

2:25 – THV (Très haute vitesse) rounds?  Damn… your operator status has been upgraded to tier i (yea an imaginary number level… real number levels like tier 1 etc… are for basic operators which you obviously are not.)

2:48 – Hug every shitty mortared brick wall with your finger on the trigger that you can find.  Make sure to switch to your shitty hand to go around corners too.

3:36 – The Kool-Aid man is still at large.  You want to spill those delicious red juices all over the rocky ground with one awkward jerk of your GSh-18 trigger.

3:50 – It’s now night time.  The Kool-Aid man has an advantage in the dark, so you need to hold your flashlight like a loser and scan.

Kool-Aid-ManThoughts?  If you don’t agree with my operator tips I’d love to hear why in the comments.

Hat tip: Jay

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05-6-2013