The Russian accent starts off strong… but then gets weaker as the video gets cooler:

In my opinion, the fat jokes he was making while waiting for his food were unnecessary (starting at 1:38).  That said, the tank has some serious firepower!




MrColionNoir has a public service announcement:

Heheh I love the Vigilant Spectre dig at 1:32.  I believe I did an on camera safety check in my few videos.  It was mainly just to avoid people’s comments, because I agree with MrColionNoir on the fact that it was checked a million times before the record button was hit anyway.

Although a lot of you guys would probably consider me a safety Nazi about a lot of things (mainly muzzle discipline when it comes to other people being around)… i’m gonna have to say I really don’t care if someone does a courtesy safety check in their video.

Head over to ENDO Apparel get your credit card out if you like the Assault Weapons Ban t-shirt MrColionNoir is wearing.




Because getting shot in the bare face would suck:

Redneck Science (my favorite) – Testing the mask:

Check out the full process over at The Poct Apoc blog.

Actually the force behind most of the rounds would likely severely injure or kill you anyway.  That said, if I was on a deadly (presumably Japanese) gameshow or something and someone had to shoot me in the face, i’d take my chances with the mask.

I love how the base of the ballistic mask is an ebay purchased vintage street hockey Jason style mask. haha

I’ve never heard what the author said about Aluminum doing a good job of slowing bullets down.  It’s an awfully soft metal… could be true though, what do I know?

LOL the end of the article where he goes to the grocery store at the end to weigh the mask and buy a watermelon.  Priceless…

Hat tip: Matt S.



A parody of Ghost Recon Future Soldier:

hehe that was pretty good.

Ghost Recon Future Soldier is available for purchase over at Amazon if you care.

Hat tip: Jeremy



A Botetourt County (Roanoke, Virginia) man accidentally shot himself Friday while reading the instruction manual for a gun he’d just purchased.

The 28-year-old sustained injuries that were not believed to be life-threatening after shooting himself in the left leg with a .45-caliber Rock Island Armory 1911 pistol, county dispatchers and officials said.

Full Story – HERE

That is pretty damn impressive if you ask me. *slow clap*

Hopefully he’ll have a full recovery and be able to laugh about it someday.  Getting it in the leg though, he might have a reminder limp his whole life.

If this guy is smart he will read instruction manuals cover to cover before even touching anything in the future.




FPSrussia was too big of a pansy to shoot real hogs on video:

So he shot (or by the look of it “tried” to shoot) some dumb hog mannequin filled with fake blood instead.  Worried about the YouTube morality police ragging on you FPS?  Grow a pair.

Cory didn’t mess around in his video… the pilot flew around for a bit then he capped some hogs like a boss.  Erika went up in the choppa too, but she had some trouble taking down one of the hogs, and the others weren’t on camera for some reason.

Those helicopters look pretty damn “bare bones”.  I want mine to be soundproof with a wet bar and some plush leather seats.  I see hogs on the 60″ LED screen i’ll put down my drink, grab the joystick that controls the mini gun and let it rip. #bloglife