Do yourself a favor and skip to 1:42. It’s boring as hell before that point.

I didn’t know what to expect when I started watching.  It’s fairly well done though if you can get past the extreme historical inaccuracies.



Behold the awesomeness:

Colt 1911 Government Model, 24k Gold Artwork with blackened patinaed highlights! <— Hello Darlin’

I would open carry that thing like a boss.

If I had the $4000 to blow on guns right now i’d actually buy two, and pick up a NY reload holster just to take the outlandishness that extra mile.

Looks like “America Remembers” is still taking orders – HERE

One of my favorite Twitty joints:



I was hoping it was airsoft after I saw him sweep his head at around 30 seconds. Nope.. not airsoft.  It blows my mind that people that stupid are alive.

It’s a miracle he didn’t kill the camera operator too.

*UPDATE: Colin from the comments has evidence that these are blank guns. I’ll keep the vid up anyway, just because it’s ridiculous.



A real Ukrainian TV ad from 2007:

girl 1: would u take us for a ride on your BMW?
BMW-driver: even to the end of the world!
soldier: hey, i’d like to drown some vodka, girls!
girl 1: just a second!
girl 2: where do you live?
soldier: right here- daytime at work, and at night in the clubs!
girl 1: which work???
soldier: contract of course!
blonde girl: contract?? marriage contract or what?
girl 3: army contract, stupid!
BMW driver: hey, don’t you wanna ride on my car?
girls: forget it, take yourself for a ride!
narrator: it’s about time for new heroes! with contract based service in ukrainian armed forces!

Just that guy’s luck… he gets a BMW which temporarily gets the ladies… only to be cockblocked when the Ukranian soldiers roll up 4 deep out of the smoke packing heat and steal his women.

APC > BMW… let that be a lesson to all of you single guys.




Those damn lobbyists… always messing up our fun.



Apocalypse Moby is a literary “gene-splice” between two great stories: Francis Ford Coppola’s Apocalypse Now and Herman Melville’s Moby Dick. The stories are similar: men onboard a ship who must travel across treacherous waters in search of a legend they must confront, who, along their way, have adventures, contemplate the nature of the world and bear witness to its darkness. While faithful to both Melville and Coppola’s respective masterpieces, Apocalypse Moby transfroms them into something wonderfully strange, hallucinatory, funny and new altogether.

Grab the free PDF on the author’s website – HERE

Sounds pretty awesome. I’ll be saving that PDF for a slow blog day.


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