Grab your limited edition AR-15 / M16 / M4 bolt face t-shirt (Nov. 1-15 while supplies last) over at ENDO Apparel.

This one won’t be available through Amazon, so you’ll need to use the standard google checkout.  Contrary to popular belief, you don’t need a gmail account to use this checkout, you can just enter your normal email address when it asks.

If you liked the fit and feel of the previous shirts, you’ll love this one. It’s on a more expensive American Apparel Tri-Blend… a really nice dark heather grey.

Shipping is FREE and will be via USPS first class.

11-1-2011

For all jobs (big and small) if you’re located near Mongomery Alabama…

We specialize in security for clubs, bars, convenient stores, and private parties. We are also available if you need extra protection for shows, trips, dinners, or transportation. No job is too big or too small for us to handle.

(Squad pictured on left)  Honestly if this is real, I should just hang up my wireless keyboard right now because my internet quest is complete.

There are a whole load of pictures on their facebook page with hilarious comments… you need to check them out.  I’ve never seen such a high concentration of mall ninja operator DERP in one place, it’s epic.  Note the Walther G22 with the gas station holo sight is one of the main battle rifles.

Their website tacticalbodyguardservices.com is more of a placeholder page, but *shrug* looks legit.

What do you guys think?  Got a job lined up for these operators?

UPDATE: WOW… I just called the number on the website 334-694-3088 and actually got company voicemail.  So epic.

Hat tip: Ryan W.

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11-1-2011

They exist, and they are beautiful:

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11-1-2011

An ENDO public service announcement regarding firearm related & tactical Halloween costumes:

Serious business guys.

I photoshopped the pictures, which were taken from S*T*A*R*S ( Students Teaching About Racism in Society), an anti-racism student group at Ohio university with seemingly nothing better to do than complain about Halloween costumes.  The original posters (seen here) show students of different ethnic backgrounds posing with pictures of costumes the group feels depict racial stereotypes.

Going to a party, or dressing up tonight?  If so, what are you going as?

Hat tip: Dad for the idea.

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10-31-2011

Thank me in the comments for letting you in on this deal:

For only $20 you can have your very own Voodoo Tactical single point sling from Sportsman’s Guide.

As you can see, when you attach it incorrectly to the rear standard sling strap loop on your weapon all hell will break loose.  You’ll get an automatic co-witness of your high-powered optic with your front sight, your flash hider will fall off, and your magazine will run away.

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10-31-2011

The fact that I haven’t yet bought and expensive camera and started calling myself a photographer kind of bothers me:

People can say what they want about how photography is so “tough”, but I’ve borrowed some expensive cameras in the past and I think this saying holds true:

Buy an expensive camera and you’re a photographer.  Buy a flute, and you own a flute.

I’m not saying taking pictures of bullets in flight, and fast birds from far away etc.. etc.. doesn’t take skill, because it definitely does.   Don’t even try to tell me that I could be dropped in a room with a few hundred thousand dollar car, some girls and some guns, equipped with ~$XXXX worth of camera and lenses and NOT come out with some sweet looking pictures.  

What a bunch of random tattoos on those girls.  Not my thing.. but I suppose “edgy” models can get a lot of work nowadays.

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10-30-2011