Cyanide & Happiness:

SKIP TO 3:22

Star Spangled Bastard doesn’t play for real.  Better check himself with those 4 rules though.

7:01 – Noooooo not a gun magnet!  Arrrrghhh I hate that thing.  I bet Moms Demand Action / Bloomberg are calculating the feasibility as we speak.


Gat tip: Linas



Trust the Japanese to come up with something this cool:

cartoon-shrimpBattered and flamed shrimp hit the plate ready to eat.

The shrimp were pre-cooked (you can tell by the color), but that doesn’t make this less cool.  As usual the slow-motion is what really made the video awesome.

Yes you would operate with this shrimp gun… I know this so asking the question in this case is redundant.

We need an American steak gun video! Shoot a whole damn cow off the jump, and have it end up as a nice rib eye on a plate.

Hat tip: Phil



The shells were manufactured in 1943 and still work!

How it’s done:

The Coffman starter uses a specially made 4 gauge paper shell with an electric primer. It is filled with .25″ and .187″ diameter cordite pellets for slow burning powder. The shell fires into a starter assembly on the accessory case of the engine, same position as an electric starter. It DOES NOT fire directly into a cylinder of the engine. The gasses force a piston inside the starter assembly forward towards the engine collapsing spiral gears on top of each other converting it into a circular motion. This engages the starter dog and rotates the starter gear. After the piston reaches the end of its travel a valve released the residual pressure and a die spring resets the whole process.

Wow that’s really cool.  I really want to read more about war planes and other vehicles someday… such interesting history.

Wildcat-Plane-Shotgun-StartSuch an awesome / timeless design.

Thoughts?  Any of you guys thinking of modifying your Honda Civics to take a shotgun start? :P Now that I know about this method, I feel like turning a key or pushing a button is so lame.

Gat tip: Jay



Some of you might remember the shitstorm from a couple days ago, where Sulsa Do Corp “God Rock Ministries / Expert Karate” had a training video with some girls and a lonely guy.  Well that video has been since taken down (huge surprise I know), but the above video is on another channel in all it’s glory.  Oh and the “Pastor” from that “church” stopped by the comments and had this to say:

easy to understand your confusion!!! Military shooters that have had to much time on their hands bashing kids for playing and then taking it for real… This is what happens when people shoot to much.. The loud noise of the guns they use effect the overall ability of rash reasoning… It is easy to see these are just people goofing around!!! Can you get a life or is your brain to far gone! I’m not a shooter or Gun owner and its easy to see the vendetta the person who posted this against these kids is delusional… plus they are using toy guns… World Taekwondo Academy does the same thing with squirt guns to teach formation drills. That’s all this is… I had the instructor of this school come to my church to sing and testify because he is also a christian contemporary artist who has been working with inner city kids for 30 years.. David Bateman is a very good and accomplished Man and has helped many children in their growth!! Sad to see such hate exist to merely try to destroy someone who is an outstanding pillar in our community… I doubt your attempt will work!!!

I still have the original video saved which was taken down.  Pure internet gold.

Anyway on to the video for this post:

0:14 – Sweet knee holster and moves brAh.

Holy those lyrics LOL listen to them!

0:43 – The tactical Christopher Lloyd decides some Katana Freestyle is in order.  Again, top knotch moves.

1:05 – Blow gun?  Sure why not.

1:32 – Tactical knife throwing?  Yep they have that too.

1:43 – The standard Katana onion slice.  A true display of skill.

2:15 – “Elite Combat Training”… there you have it.  Hit up Bateman’s USA Taekwondo ph. #: 423-505-5298 to enroll in some classes and thank me later.

Just in case you didn’t think this guy was completely insane already, here are another couple videos to change your mind:

War Fan Tessen Techniques:

Oh just some “war fan” techniques… no biggie.  Sweet matrix moves too gUrrrrrrl in your “Advanced Sequence” at 2:34

War fan skills are indispensable in boyfriend acquisition nowadays ladies, take notes.  One of the main reasons I’m still single is because all the girls I date don’t play with fans (that was a joke).

Katana Slice of an Apple:

Seeing a weird dude in Yoga pants wasn’t at the top of my list of things to do around midnight on a Tuesday but whateves I’m over it.  Oh and it was quite obvious he just hit the apple with the sword and it fell off the top because it was pre-cut.

hahaha and Will linked this Key & Peele skit in the last post’s comments, which definitely looks like what they are trying to do with those girls here:

Sulsa-Do-Tactical-ShootingMan the internet can be a cruel place to find out you’re not as hot as you thought you were at “training” and other stuff.  Or maybe the pastor will use this new found internet fame as fuel to put out even more outrageous videos?  Who knows…

Thoughts?  Would train with?

Gat tip: SittingDown, Will Smith, PinHead



Not really any back story to this, but it sure escalates quickly:

I’m not a fan of Law Enforcement harassing people, but I’m also not a fan of people being dicks to Law Enforcement.   There’s definitely a fine line.  This guy in the video obviously has a history with the cop, so that doesn’t bode well for their interaction if he thought he was being treated unfairly due to a past arrest.  You know what though, If I was a cop and someone was a criminal once I’d have pretty good reason to suspect they were being a criminal again especially if WalMart called me down (I’m assuming this based on the video) to talk to him.  Honestly could the guy have not just showed the receipt and went on about his night?  I know that’s not the point though… but personally sometimes I do shit I don’t want to do just because it makes my life easier and I can go back to eating cheetos, reading blogs, and being alone you know?  Slippery slope?  Maybe.

The cop was actually being quite pleasant and professional in this video for the most part up until 2:58 “Because I like you I just want to take a picture of it” was jokes though LOL… nice try officer that was a condescending think to say you dickhead.

Friday-Ice-Cube3:30 – “He’s trying to MIKE BROWN ME.  I HAVE MY RECEIPT. HE’S TRYING TO MIKE BROWN ME.” Repeat x 52

Really though as I’ve said in the past, Law Enforcement looks like such a terrible job.  You couldn’t pay me enough to deal with shitheads like this guy in the video.

<— This is still my favorite Black Friday.


Gat tip: Josh



Taofladermaus tries to foil Tannerite’s claim of non-flammability:

Taofledermaus-ENDOLooks like Tannerite was right!

haha well adding magnesium changed the game a bit, but that was to be expected.

I talked to Taofledermaus about making up a tannerite shotgun load, I’m not sure if he looked into it yet but we both agreed it might be kind of sketchy legally and safety-wise.