Herp de derp:
Holy that was one of the most painful videos I’ve ever had to sit through. These “solutions” now are coming out of the woodwork so often. I wonder if people are actually buying them? The ballistic shield, the Minnesota shot blocker etc… I have no idea how much this Bodyguard blanket is, because their website is unsurprisingly a piece of shit.
If you feel like you want even less confidence in their product, try to make it through this test:
HE’S A DOCTOR GUYS! Ballistic gel and armor material.
I’m torn on what to think about these things. I couldn’t imagine having a kid and explaining to them that they might actually DIE at school if they don’t carry this fucking stupid looking blanket I bought him or her, and know how to use it properly. Additionally can you imagine being one of the only kids with a derp blanket? That’s a ticket to unlimited swirlies and wedgies. Anyone else think that “teacher” looks sus?
Hat tip: Rick