desert eagle

New from Magnum Research:

Magnum-Research-Stainless-1911

Posted for no other reason than to point out how retarded “DESERT EAGLE 1911 G” looks on the side of it.  If you own this your life is probably like “fuggitabout it and get out of my way bRAH.  I’m on a mission to pick up more whey before I hit the gym, perfect the mirror flex selfie, pick out a couple new button-ups at Abercrombie, wear a notch hat with mirror tint white Oakley gascan sunglasses, and disrespect women.”  Pure obnoxious douchebaggery.  The fact anyone would pay anywhere near the MSRP of $900 for this thing absolutely blows my mind.

Magnum Research doesn’t do this to all their handguns, but they definitely do it to some of them.  Thank god they’ve stayed away from the actual Desert Eagle Mark XIX line so far.

Thoughts?

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Jon Chaos with some custom Deagle hand loads:

Yea that’s cool.  One of those things you’d see in a movie and roll your eyes… but this one is FOR REAL.

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Clips from twenty four different movies:

So epic.  I should just buy one of those guns already just for the hell of it.  I talk / think about them enough haha.  Too bad I want OJ’s gun with the buttstock, suppressor, and scope the most. LOL

Hollywood loves that gun alright.

Thoughts?

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You’ll laugh so hard you just might poop your lederhosen:

I’m assuming there’s going to be at least one comment questioning whether this was an American made Deagle or an Israeli Deagle, then proceeding to suggest a possible Jewish conspiracy against the Bavarian hat establishment reaching back to the 2nd world war.  Jewish conspiracies are the best kind (if you didn’t know)… and when it comes to pretty much any topic on the internet from guns to investing they are rampant. Coincidence that I lost this post the first time I typed it up, and it failed to autosave? Ha.. I think not. See what I mean? :P

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Richard Ryan delivers:

LOL the sound clip from snatch!

I know I this is probably going to sound “old man” to some of you, but I don’t know about this whole smart watch thing.  I can’t see myself ever replacing a nice watch with basically a plastic and aluminum (maybe) wrist phone.

YESSSSS Richard is wearing the Deagle brand Deagle t-shirt from ENDO Apparel.  Still one of my favorites.  Vigilant Spectre told me a while back it’s his favorite too.

The .50 AE is such a beastly round.

2:14 – Watch = dust

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Check it out if you’re a fan of the pistol and video games:

I’ll add a .50 AE to my collection someday just for kicks.  Even if I didn’t shoot it on a regular basis, it would make a great paperweight.

“The game graciously overlooks the weapon’s impracticality for combat use” <– WHAT?!  I’ll pretend he didn’t say that :P

The beautiful use of Helvetica alone makes the video worth watching.

Thoughts? I know more than a few of you have Deagles.

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