Posts Tagged “Humor”
Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: bomb, bomber, caliber, chamber, claymore, detonator, funny, glock, grenade, hand, handgun, haters, Humor, kaboom, KB, marshall, pistol, Soldier, unsupported
Added a new picture to the bottom of the original post:
http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/2009/12/06/exploding-glock-humor/
I have about 6 more pictures, but its not as fun if I post them all at once
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Thank god for good trigger control, on behalf of the guy that got knocked over. At 15 seconds he muzzle sweeps his entire team before he gets up and joins them.
It was pretty awesome when just as the SUV was driving away to yank the wall off, a lady opened the door, only to have it slam shut and hit the ground with the entire wall a second later.
Thanks to JP for the video!
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: 2010, anschutz, biathlon, funny, Humor, olympics, rifle, shooting, target, vancouver, winter
I’d consider watching the Olympics if they spiced up the events like this:

At the very least I’d like to see higher caliber guns used, longer distances, and even a “production” rifles event, where modified rifles are not allowed.
Watching someone in spandex shoot 50m with an alien looking .22LR does not interest me even the slightest.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: bomb, bomber, caliber, chamber, claymore, detonator, funny, glock, grenade, hand, handgun, haters, Humor, kaboom, KB, marshall, pistol, Soldier, unsupported
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: adams, bank, Dilbert, dogbert, engineer, firearms, funny, Guns, Humor, mortgage, scott, SHTF, weapons

I wish Scott Adams would give Dilbert a new job as a weapons engineer, and give us some more gun related content.
20 years of Dilbert (576 Pages) available at Amazon – HERE
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: ammo, ammunition, cartridge, defense, eject, fail, Humor, poke, product, rim, rod, speer, tactical

When checking through the boxes of ammo used, we found five or six other cases that had no rim, there was nothing for the extractor to grab hold of and therefore couldn’t extract the spent case causing a malfunction.
WOW that is not good… This is why it makes sense to give your ammo a quick look over before you use it. Can you imagine this rimless ammo in a self defense situation? You would almost certainly be dead. There is no method I know of to quickly clear a casing that can’t even be grabbed by the extractor without using something to poke the casing out from the barrel end.
Will paranoia of this situation bring about a new carry product developed by Speer to fix such a situation?

Story: Police One
Hat Tip: SayUncle
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Old but good…
Posted for those that haven’t seen it:
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Humor, tags: Blitzen, Comet, Cupid, Dancer, Dasher, dead, Donner, funny, Humor, jerky, Prancer, reindeer, Rudolph, santa, smoked, Vixen

Ingredients:
Contains Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph and lots of MSG
Source: Carnaby Fudge Blog
Hat Tip: SaysUncle Blog
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: border, customs, department, homeland, Humor, joke, protection, security, U.S.

A man is seeking to join the U.S. Department of Homeland Security Customs And Border Protection
The agent conducting the interview says:
“Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted.”
Then, sliding a pistol across the desk, he says:
“Take this pistol and go out and shoot six illegal immigrants, six drug dealers, six Muslim extremists, and a rabbit.”
“Why the rabbit?”
“Great attitude,” says the agent. “When can you start?”
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: bomb, bomber, caliber, chamber, claymore, detonator, funny, glock, grenade, hand, handgun, haters, Humor, kaboom, KB, marshall, pistol, unsupported
Yea yea… Glocks explode… I’ll save all you Glock haters the trouble and post these before you get a chance:




I have not had a Glock explode on me yet… and I’ve never seen it happen. Every gun store on earth though has employees that have seen “LOTS” explode “with their own eyes” and they love telling you this every time you inquire about a Glock … riiiiiighhht *rolls eyes*
I still think that most of these problems could be attributed to the “unsupported” chamber on the Glock, and shooting hot reloads.
If you want to shoot hot reloads, and you have a Glock, it would likely be best to buy an aftermarket barrel like the one on the left. Notice the amount of the body of the cartridge that is exposed on the Glock factory barrel (right).
     
I’ll stick to my factory loaded ammunition and the factory barrels for now.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: anti, funny, glock, gun, Guns, handgun, Humor, stereotype, YouTube
The anti gun people are gonna love this. Every stereotype in the book is brought out on this one.
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The National Security Agency (NSA) defines OPSEC as:
OPSEC – Operations Security – The process of denying potential adversaries any information about capabilities and/or intentions by identifying, controlling, and protecting generally unclassified evidence of the planning and execution of sensitive activities. – Source
People on internet forums love acronyms, and this one takes the cake. What better way to show your fellow forum members your superiority and lack of “proof” to back up a claim, than to call an audible when someone posts “Pics or it isn’t true!“. You’re response? “OPSEC”.
Here are a couple of pictures poking fun at OPSEC:


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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Humor, YouTube, tags: beer, carlton, clay, commerical, dry, Humor, shooting, skeet, tank, YouTube
Awesome beer commercial for Carlton Dry
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Humor, Movies, YouTube, tags: Army, bridges, clooney, comedy, george, goats, Humor, jeff, men, military, movie, stare, YouTube
Looks like this movie has potential!
Now Playing in Theaters.
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, tags: AK, ak-47, AK47, ar-15, AR15, Guns, Humor, Mosin Nagant, rifle

| Stuff you know if you have an AK |
Stuff you know if you have an AR |
Stuff you know if you have a Mosin Nagant |
| It works though you have never cleaned it. Ever. |
You have $9 per ounce special non-detergent synthetic Teflon infused oil for cleaning. |
It was last cleaned in Berlin in 1945. |
| You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from inside. |
You are able to hit the broad side of a barn from 600 meters. |
You can hit the farm from two counties over. |
| Cheap mags are fun to buy. |
Cheap mags melt. |
What’s a mag? |
| Your safety can be heard from 300 meters away. |
You can silently flip off the safety with your finger on the trigger. |
What’s a safety? |
| Your rifle comes with a cheap nylon sling. |
Your rifle has a 9 point stealth tactical suspension system. |
You rifle has dog collars. |
| Your bayonet makes a good wire cutter. |
Your bayonet is actually a pretty good steak knife. |
Your bayonet is longer than your leg. |
| You can put a .30″ hole through 12″ of oak, if you can hit it. |
You can put one hole in a paper target at 100 meters with 30 rounds. |
You can knock down everyone else’s target with the shock wave of your bullet going downrange. |
| When out of ammo your rifle will nominally pass as a club. |
When out of ammo, your rifle makes a great wiffle bat. |
When out of ammo, your rifle makes a supreme war club, pike, boat oar, tent pole, or firewood. |
| Recoil is manageable, even fun. |
What’s recoil? |
Recoil is often used to relocate shoulders thrown out by the previous shot. |
| Your sight adjustment goes to “10″, and you’ve never bothered moving it. |
Your sight adjustment is incremented in fractions of minute of angle. |
Your sight adjustment goes to 12 miles and you’ve actually tried it. |
| Your rifle can be used by any two bit nation’s most illiterate conscripts to fight elite forces worldwide. |
Your rifle is used by elite forces worldwide to fight two bit nations’ most illiterate conscripts. |
Your rifle has fought against itself and won every time. |
| Your rifle won some revolutions. |
Your rifle won the Cold War. |
Your rifle won a pole vault event. |
| You paid $350. |
You paid $900. |
You paid $59.95. |
| You buy cheap ammo by the case. |
You lovingly reload precision crafted rounds one by one. |
You dig your ammo out of a farmer’s field in Ukraine and it works just fine. |
| You can intimidate your foe with the bayonet mounted. |
You foes laugh when you mount your bayonet. |
You can bayonet your foe on the other side of the river without leaving the comfort of your hole. |
| Service life, 50 years. |
Service life, 40 years. |
Service life, 100 years, and counting. |
| It’s easier to buy a new rifle when you want to change cartridge sizes. |
You can change cartridge sizes with the push of a couple of pins and a new upper. |
You believe no real man would dare risk the ridicule of his friends by suggesting there is anything but 7.62×54r. |
| You can repair your rifle with a big hammer and a swift kick. |
You can repair your rifle by taking it to a certified gunsmith, it’s under warranty! |
If your rifle breaks, you buy a new one. |
| You consider it a badge of honor when you get your handguards burst into flames. |
You consider it a badge of honor when you shoot a sub-MOA 5 shot group. |
You consider it a badge of honor when you cycle 5 rounds without the aid of a 2×4. |
| After a long day the range you relax by watching “Red Dawn”. |
After a long day at the range you relax by watching “Blackhawk Down”. |
After a long day at the range you relax by visiting the chiropractor. |
| After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for a stiff shot of Vodka. |
After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for hotdogs and apple pie. |
After cleaning your rifle you have a strong urge for shishkabob. |
| You can accessorize you rifle with a new muzzle brake or a nice stock set. |
Your rifle’s accessories are eight times more valuable than your rifle. |
Your rifle’s accessory is a small tin can with a funny lid, but it’s buried under an apartment building somewhere in Budapest. |
| Your rifle’s finish is varnish and paint. |
Your rifle’s finish is Teflon and high tech polymers. |
Your rifle’s finish is low grade shellac, cosmoline and Olga’s toe nails. |
| Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Mikhail Kalashnikov. |
Your wife tolerates your autographed framed picture of Eugene Stoner. |
You’re not sure there WERE cameras to photograph Sergei Mosin. |
| Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to hold your rifle over your head and shout “Wolverines!” |
Late at night you sometimes have to fight the urge to clear your house, slicing the pie from room to room. |
Late at night, you sometimes have to fight the urge to dig a fighting trench in the the yard to sleep in. |
Source: Unknown author, but appears on numerous forums
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If this truly is not a joke, it’s astonishing how dumb some people are.
Source: Unknown
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Source: Panopticist – HERE
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Do you Drink it?

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Classic gun related Simpsons scene:
http://myspacetv.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=45879738
Other related Simpsons gun video posted back in September – HERE
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Posted by Admin (Mike) in Guns, Humor, YouTube, tags: 21, carving, glock, gun, Guns, handgun, Humor, pumpkin, shooting
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