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Ugggggggg this is so painful.  I’m in actual pain.  Make it stop:

Here’s the entire lineup.  I literally CAN’T EVEN.  To add insult to injury, the price tag on that thing is $1304.

The best part about this line of Molon Labe guns, is knowing that 100% of the people buy them literally Molon 0% of the Labe.

Thoughts?  Are you waiting for the 1911 that says “Pipehitter” on it?  I said on Twitter today, that is definitely my new favorite cringe term.


I was fully prepared to be mad at the kid’s grip, but he actually was pretty damn good:

Come-And-Take-ItDudes be like “What? But they already sell 9mm handguns.”.  Me: *mad*

I’m kind of disappointed that kid didn’t do 30 press checks, a trex snatch back, and a derp scan after every shot.

I had a few CO2 and Air guns before I had real ones.  Definitely a good and inexpensive way to start.

This ad definitely wasn’t as lit as the previous ad where they first introduced the entire airgun line.

Thoughts? You waiting on the Magnum Research or Hi-Point line of air guns?


Oh man, I want to get a SIG ECHO 1 just so I can throw some ill reticle up on the screen for the lulz.

Basically you can go to their reticle maker website (scroll down) and draw anything you want in that web app and then upload it to the sight to use as a reticle hahah.  Here are a couple mockups I made in Photoshop:



Someone should figure out what the .ret file is, so reticles can be designed directly in photoshop.

Front all you want, but don’t even try and convince me that Goatse reticle isn’t hella usable.  I made a mockup below just in case any of you have the AUDACITY to question my genius:





SIG SAUER Academy Instructor Chili Palmer demonstrates the modified prone position, which can be utilized when having to shoot around a vehicle.

That minimized exposure tho. hahah

Sig-Sauer-Modified-Prone-Position2:49 – Puts hole in his “cover”. haha

Sig saw the armchair shit talking coming from a mile away so they hit the video with the standard “Comments are disabled for this video.”



We live in a profitable time where every gun company wants to cover all the bases and make everything:

Hair-Hare-In-Scope-OpticsDo they outsource these, or do they make them in house?  Who knows.  I also have no idea how they will sell, considering there are a handful of other well known companies that have been around for decades who make a wide range of optics for any and every use.

Thoughts?  Do you like the fact you can put a Sig brand optic on your Sig brand Sig?  Me?  I’ll hold my breath for Hi-Point optics.


Sig Sauer talking about practice:

felony-occupational-hazard-signSlice that pie my dude.  Wait… 1:07 “Cut the pie”.  UGH FAIL.  Savages “cut” pie… everyone else “slices” pie.

2:34 – “cutting the pie” again!  Dude is relentless.

3:44 – “cutting the pie” *places fingers on my temples and massages them to relieve stress*

Mmmmmm pie.  I made caramelized pecans yesterday afternoon, which is like the next best thing to pecan pie.   My girlfriend *not forever alone now has a girlfriend flex* and I put them in salads we make.  I got sick of paying $10+ for a handful at Whole Foods. Caramelized pecans and pine nuts are WAY more expensive than ammo FYI. Thoughts?