This is highly roastable for so many reasons:
Ok ok … where to start. First off, for those that aren’t familiar with the usual definition of Clock Block I’ll point you to Urban Dictionary.
0:10 – OOOO that XD-40 battlewear tho. You can tell he’s blocked a lot of cocks with that thing.
0:22 – Whoa, so you mean to tell me it’s the ONLY slide rack assist and pistol mount? Astonishing there aren’t dozens of competitors in this lucrative niche.
0:22 – “Let me adjust that elbow babe, oh and lets slide that finger down 0.27″… good gooooood”
0:29 – Ultracringe at this. For real she’s fumbling with this all while her finger is on the trigger? AHHHHH
0:35 – This man is doing the same thing. This ruined my day.
0:42 – Her too. Ok… am I being trolled?
1:03 – Naturally the two sizes are the “Alpha” and the “Bravo”
1:10 – hahaha “patent pending” of course.
You can hit up the official Cock Bloc website to purchase one for $30. Wild times we’re living in guys… wild times.
Gat tip: MatthewCOMMENT