spetsnaz

Because last time I checked, you can’t backflip while shooting, and negligently shoot people on an empty stomach:

Spetsnaz-Breakfast-OmeletI may or may not have added “AK-47 egg frying device” to the top of my design project list. *shifty eyes*

hahah at how he eats it with a USMC KA-BAR at the end.

Thoughts?

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The video is labeled Spetsnaz anyway… Regardless of it if is them or not, it seems like their type of deal:

Dismounting by doing flips… sure why not?  There’s a lot of that.

1:20 – This blew my mind… forward flips while shooting?!  WTF is this, Contra?

1:43 – more flip-shooting LOL nice work buddy…

1:54 – Damn that’s gotta be hard on the back

Sonny-Puzikas-AK-Glock-Dual-WieldIs this what it takes to impress Russian girls?  

Or are Russian foes that hard to confuse / kill that they have to fight so fancy?  Maybe the strategy is to get the enemy uncontrollably laughing by doing this ridiculous shit?

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A holster idea a one-product Spanish company thinks is so innovative, they named their company Eureka:

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Let me just put it out there that I see absolutely no reason for anyone to carry a modern handgun without one in the chamber.

+1 for the good looking Spanish product rep / police officer, even though she obviously shoots like a total newb judging by the video.

-1 for the lame motorcycle drive-by shooting

This video gives you a better look at how the holster operates with different brands of handguns:

  • 2:04 – Oh LAWD.. did he just eject a live round with his entire hand in front of the barrel?  I sure hope that was a snap cap or an inert round; bad practice though either way.
  • 2:45 – Again… Sure doesn’t look like a snap cap.  Only hope now is an inert round.
  • 3:12 – Primer missing… I can rest easy.  (hahah I was actually going to delete these last 3 lines once I saw this, but I figured one of you guys would freak out in the comments too)

You might remember that the Russians have a similar holster for their Makarov pistols (Because the spetsnaz are obviously also so damn high-speed).  Theirs though you can push the gun straight through, unlike this Spanish one where you have to push down to load the firearm, then yank back up on it to get it out of the holster.  My guess is the “innovation” in this Spanish one which they think is patentable is that aspect alone.

In addition, what an absolutely excruciating logo they have (pictured right). LOL a glowing brain inside a globe, with blue lightening coming out of it.  ROFL I couldn’t even make stuff like that up.  I think I threw up a bit in my mouth.

Head over to Eureka’s website for the more pictures and info.

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He should rename his site from Gospel Of Violence to Gospel Of Negligence:

In my post yesterday about the cover-up surrounding this incident I didn’t want to name names, but I can post this now because the information is verified (ridiculous registration needed to read full article).

Unknown to him [Sonny Puzikas], one of his instructors was still inside when he opened fire with a 9 mm semi-automatic pistol, striking unaware instructor in the hand and twice in the abdomen.

Wow and to think Sonny Puzikas wasn’t the beacon of safety I thought he was.  I’m… I’m…. shocked….

^^^ That was sarcasm if you didn’t pick up on it.

It seems like almost every time I make fun of  a “systema” or Spetsnaz video it gets removed.  Here are a few examples I can remember:

  1. Dark shoot house ventilator himself Sonny Puzikas’ buddies at the Panty-oh production company got butthurt when I judged their promotional video a bit too harshly.  They removed the parts I made fun of and re-released the video.  That screen capture (which I also used in this post) is forever though.
  2. Training For War Laying Down And Acting Like A Weirdo – Touted as high level training for Special Ops, Military, and LE.  I guess they couldn’t take the heat, cause that video was removed as well shortly after I posted it.
  3. Entertaining Pistol Training Exercises - Where some Russian Spetsnaz guys did some high speed stuff you could only dream of.  Yea it disappeared too.

If those guys are as high speed as they act, why would they give a shit what some guy with a blog thinks about what they are doing?  Funny stuff…

I’ll stress again the importance of saving retarded gun related videos you come across.  If you don’t this is what happens; future generations won’t get to enjoy the fail we have seen.

Thoughts?

Hat tip: Kevin, Chris

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A ballet for men is a ballet with Tanks. “The Invincible and the Legendary,” a theatrical performance directed by the president of the national ballet academia (which includes the world-famous Bolshoi Theater), debuted at The First International Forum Engineering Technologies 2010. It featured “dancing” tanks in a coordinated, and often, bizarre display.

Full story on Popular Mechanics’ website – HERE

Pretty cool.  Serious lack of explosions though, so I lost interest at about the one minute mark.

Needs more BOOMSTICK!

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The previous post on the Spetsnaz BOOMSTICK reminded me of a hilarious de-motivational posted I had saved from a while back:

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