Zombie

KA-BAR… it’s 2013.  Have some dignity:

I got emailed this in one of those mass unpersonalized type blasts from a KA-BAR marketing guy… I saw the word “zombie” and thought he was shitting me.  Apparently they didn’t get the memo – the one I got read:

ALL zombie related products must be destroyed by January 10th, 2013.  This is including weak bullshit such as fluorescent handled knives.

KA-BAR-Zombie-KnivesTo get back the warm fuzzy feeling I had for KA-BAR before this video, I went back and re-watched The Making Of KA-BAR Knives.  Ahhhh yea… that’s better.

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OMG this looks worse than I thought:

I speculated on how bad this series would be in a past post.  After watching this little preview, all my fears were confirmed.  Wow… just wow.

One of my readers has up a review, and he tears it to bits too.

You can purchase this load of derp over at Amazon for $15 if you need an ironic Christmas gift.  Volume 2 is out now too, which I’m assuming is also garbage, but who knows.

Screw this tactical magical arm tape and zombie bullshit… when are some more real “Art of the…” style videos coming out?

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If this is where the zombie craze is headed now, I’m on board:

The calendar is from everyone’s favorite morale patch mad scientist MIL-SPEC Monkey.

The calendar will be released early November. I wish I had a use for paper calendars, but sadly I do not.

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Wow this is corny:

New episode of The Walking Dead tomorrow!  I’m hoping I’ll have time to watch it tomorrow night after it airs.

Hat tip: Lisa, Kyle

I’m a bit behind on emails right now, but i’ll get to them soon… thanks as always to everyone that sends stuff in.

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A.K.A. “Art Of The Tactical Shark Jump”.  I’m embarrassed for him:

Operation Z is a comprehensive 12-part series and the ULTIMATE guide to surviving a zombie apocalypse.

Seriously?  I thought this was for sure fake, and that someone just complied stock footage.   Nope…. StarNews online has the scoop… it’s the real deal.  From a SHTF perspective I’m sure there will be some good info to be gleaned from this series if you can get past the zombie theme.

Makes me wonder how well his training school Costa Lupus is doing.  I though he would be one of the few guys that would laugh at a sales pitch that involved zombies.  I wonder if he will wear his magical arm tape in any episodes?

What’s next for Costa?  He’s likely got arm tape money rolling in by the wheelbarrow…. now zombie money.  I’m thinking the next logical step is a line of beard care products strictly for the middle aged tactical operator.


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Hat tip: Tim

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*eye roll* what a surprise:

Anyone watch the full show last night?  Was it better than expected?

Fitting that the show would feature at least one bleeding zombie Obama shooting target, considering how much Ted doesn’t like Obama.  Stay classy Discovery Channel…

If you missed Episode #1 and want to see what Ted Nugent’s Gun Country is about you can check out the trailer.

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