How Fairy Tales Really End

Jasmine was so happy in the Aladdin movie, look at her now:

Aladdin came out of the closet, and left her for the genie.  Now she looks pissed off because she was forced to take up arms to defend the middle east.

I’m not quite sure about that terrible trigger discipline (times 2, considering she has both her index and middle finger on the trigger)

Also, she’s going to be unpleasantly surprised when she finds out that the ammunition she has draped over her shoulder, is not compatible with her M-16A1.

You can check out the full “Fallen Princesses” set – HERE (they are all awesome, but there are no other gun related ones)



Steven April 1, 2010 at 01:03 pm

Now that is some amazing photoshop skills. If skills are what you call that.


Alejandro April 1, 2010 at 02:33 pm

IDK IDC, how did you find those… but the Jasmine one is AWESOME.


Josh April 1, 2010 at 06:20 pm

I’d like to take the hajj to her holy land. And by “hajj” I don’t mean a religious pilgrimage. And by “holy land” I don’t mean Mecca.


Admin (Mike) April 2, 2010 at 10:40 pm



rusgunnut1 April 2, 2010 at 03:59 am

Is it me, or are those the helicopters from Black Hawk Down?


Josh April 2, 2010 at 09:35 am

What makes you say that? The one in front looks like it has a red cross on its nose, indicating a medevac chopper. I wish the picture was in more detail though. And what kind of rounds does she have strung across her? They look too long to be 7.62×51, and the links look wrong. The links on 7.62/.308 have a piece of metal that comes down from the link piece and is bent in at the extractor groove to ensure that the link can’t slide along the case, and it keeps the links much closer to the base of the cartridge than those shown. What she’s wearing looks like belted .30-06


Admin (Mike) April 2, 2010 at 10:39 pm

Yea looks like the person in charge of the wardrobe just bought the longest looking cartridge he/she could find, and then sewed a makeshift belt to stick them in.


Josh April 2, 2010 at 10:53 pm

Oh no; there was belted .30-06 for the old M1919 machine gun (and others I’m sure).


Admin (Mike) April 3, 2010 at 12:32 pm

oh nice, that definitely looks similar to what Jasmine has on



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