Tactical ACU MOLLE Cheese Holster

I was emailed that today but told the source was “private” because it was on a paid forum :roll: .  I am a huge cheese fanatic, so I thought it was worth sharing regardless.

If I had to guess the type of cheese I’d have to say it looks like asiago, a delicious cheese definitely worthy of its own custom pouch in a tactical loadout.


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17 responses to “Tactical ACU MOLLE Cheese Holster”

  1. SPC Fish Avatar
    SPC Fish

    and ive been using mine for pizza slices this whole time! haha

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      hahah do you have a problem with the sauce pooling at the bottom of the wedge? I don’t see a drain hole :P

  2. It’s off of a post on the SomethingAwful forums.

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      Oh nice. Do you have a link? Is there any more funny stuff in the thread?

  3. A good Manchego will not only be a good hard cheese to keep there but it will also serve as complimentary to a trauma plate

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      LOL hard cheese armor. Is it like ceramic (single use), or can it take multiple hits?

  4. But does it come in a color to match the French’s camo?

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      No, but I hear there’s room to wrap the cheese in a white cloth which they can later use to surrender

      :Admin (Mike) ducks from French readers:

  5. a goon Avatar

    It is a custom job, and they guy could do it in any camo pattern, as long as he can buy the materials.

  6. Steven S. Avatar
    Steven S.

    That is way to awesome, the first thing I picture when I saw that is going to a 3 gun match and carrying a slice of pizza in it, and after a run pull out the pizza and eat it.

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      Do it Steven, and put it up on youtube!

      1. Steven S. Avatar
        Steven S.

        Would go great with my flashlight/cheesestick pouch.

  7. Tactical gear, no doubt, developed by Wisconson Militia’s.

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      hahah nice.. must be a member of HUTABRIE

  8. Brigg Avatar

    hah, That’s my handywork there. I made that a few years back for a friend who was on leave. Its nice to see people approve of the Government Cheese pouch.

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      hahah excellent work Brigg! How did you find this post? Where you following the blog before hand, or did someone tip you off?

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