Hilarious article over at TheOnion:
A man described by eyewitnesses as “unsettled” and “disturbed” walked into the local Guns Galore Shooting Range early Tuesday morning, paid for a half hour’s worth of time, and then calmly opened fire on dozens of unsuspecting targets.
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I guess The Onion isn’t pro-gun. Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever read a report that so slandered and mis-characterized gun ownership and accompanying hobbies, like the so-called “violent” sport of hunting.
Like the other people in the comments said, The Onion is satire.
I mean…you do know that The Onion is a satirical newspaper…right?
They hold irreverence for just about everything..power to them, it was funny.
The Onion is hilarious. They can take just about any mundane event and turn it into some sensational-sounding story. I’m no avid reader, but my favorite one I’ve seen is this, which I saw taped on someone’s dorm room door in college, ten years ago:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/eightpound-man-removed-from-womans-vagina,890/
Jonathan, I think you seem to have missed the whole point, and the beauty of The Onion.
hahah that’s awesome, I had not seen that article you posted before.
“After exhausting his final two clips …”
Argh.
maybe that was part of the satire? :P
Took me twice reading the article before I noticed it was from the Onion. Had me going for a few minutes! LOL
hehe yea the official look of the article on that site sometime fool me too, especially in an RSS reader where there is no formatting, just the text.