Deranged Gunman Opens Fire On Shooting Range

Hilarious article over at TheOnion:

A man described by eyewitnesses as “unsettled” and “disturbed” walked into the local Guns Galore Shooting Range early Tuesday morning, paid for a half hour’s worth of time, and then calmly opened fire on dozens of unsuspecting targets.

Full Story – HERE

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Jonathan May 24, 2010 at 02:36 am

I guess The Onion isn’t pro-gun. Wow, I don’t think I’ve ever read a report that so slandered and mis-characterized gun ownership and accompanying hobbies, like the so-called “violent” sport of hunting.

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Admin (Mike) May 24, 2010 at 01:35 pm

Like the other people in the comments said, The Onion is satire.

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Gun Nikhai May 24, 2010 at 04:33 am

I mean…you do know that The Onion is a satirical newspaper…right?

They hold irreverence for just about everything..power to them, it was funny.

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Josh May 24, 2010 at 10:11 am

The Onion is hilarious. They can take just about any mundane event and turn it into some sensational-sounding story. I’m no avid reader, but my favorite one I’ve seen is this, which I saw taped on someone’s dorm room door in college, ten years ago:

http://www.theonion.com/articles/eightpound-man-removed-from-womans-vagina,890/

Jonathan, I think you seem to have missed the whole point, and the beauty of The Onion.

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Admin (Mike) May 24, 2010 at 01:34 pm

hahah that’s awesome, I had not seen that article you posted before.

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Eightbyte May 24, 2010 at 03:39 pm

“After exhausting his final two clips …”

Argh.

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Admin (Mike) May 27, 2010 at 04:36 pm

maybe that was part of the satire? :P

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Grudge May 25, 2010 at 02:13 pm

Took me twice reading the article before I noticed it was from the Onion. Had me going for a few minutes! LOL

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Admin (Mike) May 27, 2010 at 04:37 pm

hehe yea the official look of the article on that site sometime fool me too, especially in an RSS reader where there is no formatting, just the text.

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