Declassified Austrian Spy Weapons – Lots of LOLs

This is priceless:

Muzzle Velocity: 4700 sq. ft …. or 4700 ft./min (so 78 ft./sec?  LOLOL )

Range: Approximately 8000 Yards (IF you have the spy scope… but we can’t see it because it’s against national policy)

That guy is one of the best trolls I’ve seen in a long time. Something tells me he might actually believe what he is saying though… which is kind of scary.


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22 responses to “Declassified Austrian Spy Weapons – Lots of LOLs”

  1. Thats the best thing I’ve seen this week.

    Thank you.

  2. James Larkins Avatar
    James Larkins

    Based on this earlier video http://www.youtube.com/user/DIOSpeedDemon#p/u/144/9wfRGKDV35E
    I would have to say he’s pulling peoples legs.

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      haha awesome

  3. Am I the only one who thinks that someone with such an obvious mental handicap shouldn’t be allowed to handle a firearm? 4,700 ft per minute – that’s an impressive 53.4 miles per hour. That’ll do some damage.

  4. Jidokenju Avatar

    That is brilliant.
    I’m curious as to what those things actually are. They look pretty cool.

    1. They are 2mm pinfire guns. I would bet that most of them are one-offs. They are pretty popular little projects for model makers and home shop machinists.

      1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
        Admin (Mike)

        Cool, I can’t say I was familiar with the hobby before your comment.

  5. I have to admit that I have one of these little revolvers (the silver one) too. Despite their size, they are extremely dangerous…they can make you cry if shoot directly into your eye.

    They are mainly used for…..hmmm…nothing! And nearly every gun shop in Germany is selling them for about 100$

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      they can make you cry if shoot directly into your eye.

      hahah OH No!

      How much is the ammo for them?

  6. Those look super deadly! Don’t let this guy fool you; he is a master spy. You can tell because he has so many spy guns. Do you think he packs his slide or in the case of a revolver this cylinder? LOL! Good laugh!

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      Good point.. I’d assume he packs the slide… he is a spy so he should know that is a requirement. :P

  7. wrkrause Avatar

    That must be one hell of a spy scope. At 78 fps it’d take the bullet over five minutes to reach its effective range of 8000 yards.

    Talk about leading a target!

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      LOL yea that is awesome.

    2. It would take longer than that… it’s mathematically impossible for a projectile launched at 78 fps to travel even eight hundred feet! Here on Earth anyway, where we’re constricted by gravity.

      1. When I got another email update about this, it made me think of it again. The ideal angle to fire a projectile for maximum distance (disregarding air resistance) is 45 degrees. So, if you fire at 45 degrees, 1/2 of the velocity is going up, and half going horizontally. Gravity acts downward with a force of about -32 ft/s^2. So in this case, the projectile has upward velocity of 39 ft/s. Anyway, I won’t bore you with all the math part of it, but what it boils down to is that the bullet would apex after 1.22 seconds, at a height of almost 24 feet, and will travel about 95 feet.

        That’s some range.

        1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
          Admin (Mike)

          LOL epic. Thanks Josh!

  8. Austrian spy weapons developed during the Australian civil war. Very entertaining.

    1. Admin (Mike) Avatar
      Admin (Mike)

      Ugh i know haha.. that whole video is facepalm worthy.

  9. My ribs hurt now.

  10. nasser Avatar

    where did u get it from?

  11. That first gun you showed!!! I have one of those. I always thought it was some sort of toy. Where is the ammo for them and how do they work? Please reply [email protected]

  12. where can i get those ammo?