Police Medic Will Beat You With His Magic Wellness Stick

Source: Unknown.

You’ll never have felt so good.

12 COMMENTS

JUMP DOWN ↓ TO ADD ANOTHER

That one guy May 6, 2011 at 01:52 am

Tags: Wellness stick

Was that really Necessary?

ENDO-Mike May 6, 2011 at 04:11 pm

No, but rarely anything I do is. :P

Tom May 6, 2011 at 07:16 am

We can at least be thankful their protest policing hasn’t killed anybody.

Since 2009.

mlk18 May 6, 2011 at 01:14 pm

I call it the ultimate in convenience. Crack a skull, apply a bandage, break a collar bone, put their arm in a sling. Medical attention without the wait.

ENDO-Mike May 6, 2011 at 04:12 pm

Do they have free healthcare there? If not, that would be a great racket.

Perturbo May 7, 2011 at 11:23 pm

Yes, they have “free healthcare” in England…you just have to wait 6 to 9 months to see a doc. That is it the national health service says that they (the NHS) decides they want to pay for it. It is the model Obamacare wants to be.

That one guy May 20, 2011 at 10:28 pm

Six to nine months? But i’m sick/injured/dying now!

My life alert went off ages ago, and i’m still laying here in the floor waiting for a doctor to come and help me up. Fantastic. D:

NW November 11, 2011 at 03:45 pm

Complete drivel everyone in the UK is happy with the NHS barely any waiting at all on most occasions, we have free healthcare and medicine for all, however with a new conservative government it is slowly being privatised and will probably end up like Americas failure system.

Derrrrp November 11, 2011 at 03:50 pm
ocelot May 7, 2011 at 10:31 pm

poor brits their riot police only have batons.

Roberta X May 7, 2011 at 10:58 pm

Does beating sense into people count as “medical treatment?”

Federale May 8, 2011 at 06:09 pm

Treat everyone like a king, Rodney King. Frak commie Islamist protesters.

Older post:

Newer post: